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#341
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On a warm and sunny afternoon, a certain ice cream truck visited SM's neighborhood. Children rushed forth to battle, yelling "This is Sparta!", except its obviously wasn't. Shredding themselves to pieces, mothers yelling in dismay, they fought. "This is Sparta!" a boy cried while kicking another in the nuts.That same boy was soon decapitated by another boy, wand in hand, seated on a mammoth. Cyborg cheerleaders, Goblins and Werewolves all showed up only to be slaughtered. 

Once the victors were decided, SM started her truck and drove away, smiling.


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U had no mp no sdi no military wonder actually :lol:
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The differance between IRON and some rag tag alliance is the fact that we will fight with no reguard to our own nations. Putting the greater good of the whole before ourselves. Victory for all or they will have to fight us to the last point of infa in the last IRON nation. Every so often someone(s) will come around and exemplifie this. Living up to the IRON Values. It gives me great pleaser to baptize three of IRON's up and comers.
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Hahahahahaha! I think fermion just won the thread.

But I must tell you Fermion sneaks into your bedroom while you sleep and applies cosmetics to your face, takes a selfie with you, and sneaks out without ever waking you.

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:lol:

 

Was in the same high school as Jimmy Page, who was two years her senior. Despite her excellent guitar skills, Jimmy never considered her for his band. Jimmy judged, and rightly so, that people are bound to freak out seeing someone play guitar with her feet no matter how good. Imagine if it had been otherwise, we might've got songs like Rash-mir, Stairway to Pedicure, Whole lotta feet and many more!


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The differance between IRON and some rag tag alliance is the fact that we will fight with no reguard to our own nations. Putting the greater good of the whole before ourselves. Victory for all or they will have to fight us to the last point of infa in the last IRON nation. Every so often someone(s) will come around and exemplifie this. Living up to the IRON Values. It gives me great pleaser to baptize three of IRON's up and comers.
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Fermion is the benevolent dictator of locker 1337 at grand central station. He keeps galifrey tucked away safely inside until such time as he finds a way to return it to our universe.

(5 points if you get both references).


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MK likes small children cummi- err... coming to him when he offers them candy.


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Does not want a broomstick up his goalpost.  ;)


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Donot have a broom stick.
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Donot have a broom stick.

 

A broomstick? Ha. Too thin. Mine's a fuckin' baseball bat. 

 

MK's stick is like a turkey poking through a bush..... an infant turkey mind you.


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Doesn't enjoy a good pissing contest.

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He's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard... 

 

EDIT: Meant for MK ^^

 

This one's for SM:

 

She's such a prude that she refused to do improper-factions in school.


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He's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard...


Oh my!

His real name is Ben Dover.

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Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

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Her lips give better suction than a vacuum cleaner. 


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That isn't a lie.

Once climbed into a bee hive to visit his honey

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Oh, it isn't? My bad. 

 

She's got lips like two red slugs fighting in wheat.


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Eats slugs like M&Ms

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Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

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She's got a face like a fried cod.  :P


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Will die a virgin

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"This award was custom made for a special person. Its gleam reflects the endearment of the people that she leads. Awarded to the IRON Maiden, Sister Midnight."

[center]~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.

Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

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