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There's a grain of truth to that story. I waged war against my local squirrels because they were raiding my birdfeeders at an alarming rate. I booby-trap the feeders, I used squirrel repellent sprays powders and other products, I bought "squirrel proof feeder's." The war was ended when I got a cat and had to take down all the feeders because my cat is a viscous killer. I'd call it a draw, really.Sister Midnight, once secretly petrified that the local squirrel population was plotting to take over the world, placed poisoned nuts all over her front yard. The only victim of the trap happened to be the neighbor's son. Midnight blamed it on the squirrels, and the whole neighborhood set out on a genocidal campaign to eradicate the squirrels, who were then forced to take up arms and wage a geurrilla campaign against the community. Seven bloody years of chaos, suffering, and dispair and thousands of casualties later, the fighting has grid locked with no end in sight. Sister Midnight's only regret? She wishes she had used the leftover almonds for the trap instead and saved the cashews for herself.
Anyway, back on topic, Rover is secretly in love with Betty White. He's president of her fan club.
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