BRO U JUST GOTTA CHECK ALL THAT SHIT AT THE DOOR. THE WORST THING THAT WILL HAPPEN IS THIS SKANK WILL NOT REALLLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU. DON'T PUT THESE HOES ON A PESDISTAL. NOW IM A FAGGOT BUT THIS ADVICE STILL WORKS --REALLY WHAT IS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? DON'T B AFRAID TO MAKE MISTAKES AND BE VULNERABLE THATS HOW U GROW. MAN I LOVE PENIS. ANYWAY BRO WHAT COULD HELP YOU ALSO IS THE RED PILL ON REDDIT AND WORKIN OUT TO GET U SOME CONFIDENCE
All caps? Check. Gratuitous misagyny? Check. Homoerotic/homophobic dichotomy? Check. Cringe-worthy grammar/spelling? Check..... , Congratulations! You are a middle aged troll who escaped from the year 2006 and managed to find his way here by exploiting a flaw in the time-space continuum. Welcome to 2016, where you still live in your mom's basement, suffer from that embarrassing skin condition, and remain a virgin.
If it is any consolation, I believe there may be less malodorous, over the counter treatments for that skin problem, so there is that.
( @ )( @ ) The official salute from women in the great, nudist nation of Secor. I'm naked and very excited to be here.
The Supercalifragalisticexpealadocious Award
"This award was custom made for a special person. Its gleam reflects the endearment of the people that she leads. Awarded to the IRON Maiden, Sister Midnight."
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~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]
Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.
Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).
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from our leaders to yours.