I'm seeking a part-time job.

 

Something 2-5 minutes a day, 3-4 days a week. I'm not seeking major pay, just $6,000,000 every 10 days.

 

I can make stupid jokes and put "lol" multiple times into a sentence in an attempt to decrease awkwardness.

 

Past experience: I once scrubbed a pair of J's with a tooth brush

I only fucked up 1 staggr

um 2.52 KDR

Underground Porn Director

single nd ready 2 mingle

once filled out half a graduation exam then finished it 6 months later/'

i liek mudkipz

 

CertificatesL =obne time at band camp i stuff hdo ppend

 

And I love you guys, please choose mf for the job.

 

HW,

Destroyer of Uranus

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I_5967da_527058.jpg

I've seen enough Japanese hentai to know where this is going.

You'll need to sign our supersekrit blood pact

Where do I mail my blood letter?

Just your brain?

Just my brain after seeing those sigs.

I'd rather not have a brain after listening to yours. How does one stop the ear bleeding?

I'd rather not have a brain after listening to yours. How does one stop the ear bleeding?

Unsure, I've never had my ears bleed when listening to good music. Might be something to consult your GP about. I could chuck my sigs in there for some inspiration for you.

I see your sense of good is as güd as you are wrong. I did talk to my Gynecological Professional and he said I was fine.

He lied.

Hearsay.

Conjecture

Ab initio affidavit amicus curiae afortiori, de facto m8.

Ich kann auch die Verwendung von Google zu übersetzen. Macht mich schlau machen?

I don't speak German.