So a man met a puma, a panther, a mountain lion, and a cougar while hiking in the Rockies of Colorado. He has a shotgun but only one shot loaded. By the time he fires and reloads, the animals will be on top of him. He only has time for a quick shot. Which does he fire at first?

shoot the puma, take his shoes run like hell!

Wrong, who else?

Well, in a way, it is right, but then again, it is not the answer I was looking for.

So a man met a puma, a panther, a mountain lion, and a cougar while hiking in the Rockies of Colorado. He has a shotgun but only one shot loaded. By the time he fires and reloads, the animals will be on top of him. He only has time for a quick shot. Which does he fire at first?

 

Which does he fire at first?  The shotgun round, of course.  And hopefully that will scare away the animals.

Haha haha pumas, Panthers, and mount lions are all the same animal, so he shoots at the one which is whichever name he chooses

 

EDIT: and cougars

Haha haha pumas, Panthers, and mount lions are all the same animal, so he shoots at the one which is whichever name he chooses

Oooh good answer!

Thank you, thank you

Haha haha pumas, Panthers, and mount lions are all the same animal, so he shoots at the one which is whichever name he chooses

 

EDIT: and cougars

you may have just educated me today..

Seeing as the above is answered, I will pose a new one. 

 

You are driving along the M25 in England. This is a circular road running around London. It has 4 lanes on either side, and the distance between the two outermost lanes is approximately 100m. 

 

Given that we drive on the left in Britain, and given a driver who always drives in the outermost lane, how much further would he travel driving the entire length of the road clockwise as opposed to anti-clockwise? 

 

(Hint, all information needed to answer is in the above text). 

 

 

If you think you have solved it, I ask you this. Did you look up the length of the road at any point? If you did, you are a time waster

 

 

 

Haha haha pumas, Panthers, and mount lions are all the same animal, so he shoots at the one which is whichever name he chooses

EDIT: and cougars

 

 

you may have just educated me today..

I guess you learn a new thing every day haha

Good job... er guy that I can't name

Icewolf, guess, 200m?

Seeing as the above is answered, I will pose a new one. 

 

You are driving along the M25 in England. This is a circular road running around London. It has 4 lanes on either side, and the distance between the two outermost lanes is approximately 100m. 

 

Given that we drive on the left in Britain, and given a driver who always drives in the outermost lane, how much further would he travel driving the entire length of the road clockwise as opposed to anti-clockwise? 

 

(Hint, all information needed to answer is in the above text). 

 

 

If you think you have solved it, I ask you this. Did you look up the length of the road at any point? If you did, you are a time waster

 

Wait, it goes around London but the two outermost lanes are only 100m apart?

314m extra? Guessing because it'd be pi multiple by the difference. I have no idea.

You want me to do math-y stuff.  NOPE.

I'm good at school, but schools over so this is a no go

3.14 * 100 is indeed 314, which sounds a good guess.

But London is not a perfect circle, is it?

Okay a good one:

 

The ultra poor have me, the ultra rich need me, and you die if you eat me. What am I?

Nothing

3.14 * 100 is indeed 314, which sounds a good guess.

But London is not a perfect circle, is it?

Okay a good one:

 

The ultra poor have me, the ultra rich need me, and you die if you eat me. What am I?

Correct. 

Nothing

Second this answer

Correct!

 

What machine lets you look through a wall?

Window

I feel like I have too little of a life and know like every riddle so idk if I'll ruin it for everyone else haha

A window?

Yes, it lets you see through walls

 

Haha haha pumas, Panthers, and mount lions are all the same animal, so he shoots at the one which is whichever name he chooses

 

EDIT: and cougars

you may have just educated me today..

 

its educational for me aswell as not all those words in dutch mean the same animal

 

cougar and puma yes, "mountain lion" is a more generick term but usually related to cougar/puma. Panther on the other hand come from Asia >_>

Depends, but puma concolor aka cougar, puma, panther, mtn lion that is brown and that comes from the Americas is the one I meant