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Could someone help cheer me up? I'm in a foul mood.


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Sister Midnight

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I have a lot of small, irritating shit going on around me. Normally it wouldn't get me as irritable as it is currently making me. I have a wonderful life in so many ways, I know I am very lucky. But right now I would enjoy ripping someone a new orifice (my nation is in anarchy, so I can't even declare on anyone).

I don't want a therapy session, but I could use some cheering up.

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I just sleep for an hour when I'm pissed or stressed alot. 

 

It resets the whole thing to ~norm levels (inside my head). If shit's still not where it's supposed to be, I just take a shower under v. hot water with music on, and zone out for a few minutes. Then turn the AC on full speed and have a warm cup of tea. 

 

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00:48 Fernando[IRON] � I will refer to you as Supreme Overlord Guru Samus

Only I have the baptismal power.

Samus because of your dedicated service to IRON; your high casualty count and aid given your fellow IRONers. I hear by baptize ye in Fire and blood. You rise as IRON!

You may now wear proudly in your Sig "I have been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON."

18:28 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • I'm only afraid of Master Samus.
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18:29 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • he can make you disappear. I've seen it

 

MVP(Mod’s Choice)= Master Samus; I think Master Samus played amazingly for a guy who claims it was his second only mafia game. He never led the town on him and that’s why he deserves this award. He was impressive in manipulating the town that led to the ultimate mafia victory.
 
Player of Mafia; Master Samus/emudevelopment (shared); I think both were instrumental in the town’s defeat. Both were manipulative and deceptive. They clearly came out as pro-town and looked like de-facto town leaders. They led the lynch wagon w/o anyone uncovering their true motives.

Samus, you should be proud that you've helped make an environment where people feel safe enough to share their experiences.


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AYFKM! Mofo won't load for me!!! HISSY FIT!

Actually the fact that it didn't load is pretty funny.

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On the cosmic scale any problems one might face is insignificant :D

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On the cosmic scale any problems one might face is insignificant :D


Very true, but I am just in a foul mood. Period.

My neighbor is renovating her bath with different peeps who are currently doing my bath, To sort of add some weirdness to my day, after a bunch of cancelled appointments, I had this, which is best and most easily shared by sharing the email I sent my next door neighbor:

"I just had the strangest experience. I found a man in my back yard who went up to the arborvitae between us and just stood there. His hands were in front of him and I thought he was urinating. I came out and asked him what he was doing in my backyard. He said he didn't know it was my back yard, and then attempted to walk through the bushes to your back yard. He looked like he might be Asian and was wearing a gray shirt. I don't know if he was working for you and got confused, or if there was something else going on. But I was really startled and quite rude to him. I don't know if this guy is part of your crew because there is construction going on at other houses right now nearby. I just wanted to give you a heads up, and to apologize if this guy works for you."

So 5 minutes later her contractor came over to apologize and swear it will never happen again. And while he was apologizing, my contractor arrived and started shooting daggers with his eyes. I've been using my contractor for at least 12 years and when I told him what happened, he looked like he was gonna go next door and beat the other guy up. It would all be kind of funny if it weren't for the fact that I'm irritable, and WHO THE FUCK PEES IN SOME ELSE'S YARD?!

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Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

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It reminds me of movie Borat..



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It reminds me of movie Borat..


Right!

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The Supercalifragalisticexpealadocious Award

"This award was custom made for a special person. Its gleam reflects the endearment of the people that she leads. Awarded to the IRON Maiden, Sister Midnight."

[center]~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.

Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

(@)#(@)
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that has to be the funniest yet most gross thing I've heard today like really? go in your own yard 

be ready for the insane lies about this SM  :P



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Haha what a legend. Can't believe he pissed in your yard. :lol:



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He didn't actually succeed in urinating. I stopped him before he got that far, but still!

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[center]~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.

Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

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ehhh, a little liquid gold for the lawn doesn't hurt anything. ;)



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Funny stories? My dad is a lawyer and was recently walking up to the High Court. It was raining heavily so he attempted to flag a taxi. The taxi didn't see him and drove around the corner. Fortunately it was quite heavy traffic, so Dad just ran around the corner and chased after it. He rushed up to the car (which was paused in traffic) and opened the door and said "Are you available?" The driver replied "Yes." Suddenly, in a moment of dawning horror, Dad realised that it was not a taxi and that he had got the wrong car. Rather than explain to the driver, he simply closed the door and ran for it. LOL.


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Good story, Kitkat! Lol

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[center]~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.

Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

(@)#(@)
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