This is a thread I've seen on several alliance forums. The rules are simple. In each reply, you will corrupt the wish of the person above you by granting it, but in a devious manner, and then make a wish of your own. Let's see how creative we can get.

 

Person 1: "I wish I had a million bucks."

 

Person 2: "Granted, but all.the bills are stolen and you're going to prison."

 

To start things off, I wish I had a homemade apple pie right now.

Granted, but it was poisoned and now you die.

 

I wish to be a super hero with healing powers that heals pretty much anything. Physical, mental, or illness.

Granted, but you can only heal animals.

 

I wish for always perfect teeth

Granted. Lolol. You get them, but have to spend five years in braces first. (Take it from one who knows. Braces suck.)

 

I wish for contentment and appreciation of what I already have (such that lack of riches or successful career or good health will not make me discontent.)

Granted, but contentment eventually develops into apathy, you lose your job, your house and vehicle are repossessed, and you become a smelly, unkempt bum who sleeps in garbage cans.

 

I wish I owned my own barbecue pit.

Granted, but it is a small portable, .33m^3 one.

 

I wish I was physically fit.

Granted, but soon after your hit by a car you never saw knocking you out and both your legs are broken.

 

I wish my dad wasn't such a chump.

Granted, but now he never believes anything anybody tells him, regardless of how true and/or believable it is.

 

I wish I didn't have to go work tomorrow.

Granted, but know you are broke and can't do anything else.

 

I wish I could paint my warhammer 40k models.

Granted. Any paint you use comes out as yellow-orange. Doesn't matter the color you think you are using, it is always yellow-orange.

 

I wish my cat wouldn't sit on my keyboard as I'm typing.

Granted, but your cat has died due to being hit by a car.

 

I wish I had a perfect memory

Granted, but now you constantly remember everything you wish you could forget.

 

I wish I had a pizza bar at my place.

Granted, but the only toppings are lutefisk, spinach, dry dog food & government cheese slices.

 

I wish I could have a full tank of gas in my SUV at all times.

Granted, but you have lost your ability to drive.

 

I wish I had a second monitor

Granted, but it only displays a perpetually frozen Internet Explorer page.

 

I wish I owned a pet Alaskan Malamute.

Granted, but its part wolf and will eventually kill you.

 

I wish I had a vast, private collection of fine scotch 

Granted, but a bum breaks into your house, drinks all of it, and passes out naked in your bed.

 

I wish IRC hadn't died.

Granted, but now it's filled with nothing but furry role players.

 

 

I wish I could change into a transformer.

Granted, but it's made of scrap metal.

 

I wish I had an display picture.

Granted, but it's a picture of me. Naked.

 

I wish I had bigger Cankles

Granted, but they're so big, that people think you're a freak and make fun of you behind your back.

 

I wish my credit score was higher.

Granted, but it's so high that the IRS accuses you of hacking (or some shit like that) and you're thrown in jail and anally violated.

 

 

I wish I had a laptop :/

Granted, but your graphics card will not be able to support porn.

 

I wish I was a sith lord

Granted, but you'd be like Darth Maul and only get a short fight scene.

 

I wish my job paid more.

Granted. But, you have to work 90 hours a week.

I wish for world peace.