Another 3 would you rather questions to think over!

Crow's feet. Losing nearly the full functionality of your hands would be by far more crippling, even though crab claws would be kinda cool

 

This is a tough one. After much deliberation, I took the tounge option, because in the end you would die from malnutrition if you were to eat ONLY bread and water. If however sufficient vitamin intake could be organized, I'd go with the Bread & Water option

 

2 weeks > 2 months. Provided there is food & warmth. With some books it would be fairly bareable.

Crows Feet for reason mentioned above.

Lose a percentage of my tongue. I'd rather enjoy the taste of food and eating whatever I want.

Hut in the snow. Less likely to be around an undiscovered animal that will eat you.

crows feet-jerking off with crab pincers wouldnt feel good

water and bread- i legit only drink water and alcohol now haha

deserted island- id totally be awesome at that, and fuck the snow

Crab claws for hands. Crabs get by pretty well with them. I don't know of any creature with other animals for body parts, and it would be annoying for them to be cawing with every step I took.

 

Lose a portion of my tongue until it's gone by 80. I love food too much to suffer so many years with only bread and water, even if eventually I won't be able to enjoy anything at all. At least the majority of my life would be normal.

 

Stranded for a fortnight for a hut in the snow. Not only is it a shorter period, but I can always hunt, gather, and build what I need in a wooded snowy environment. An island has much less wildlife and resources to sustain life, especially for the longer period.

Crab claws - Because why not?

Bread and Water - My love for bread knows no end, i could eat it no problem!

Deserted Island - I hate the cold, that's why i live in the south haha. As long as their are resources to survive, then i wouldn't mind 2 months

Crow feet, my career depends upon my hands mostly

Bread & Water, need that tongue at 100% effeciency for you know what

Hut won't be too bad, 2 weeks is easier to countdown than 2 months. Plus there's unknown amounts of dangers in the desert, plus the lack of water

 

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