Jump to content

Welcome to IRON Forums Website
Register now to gain access to all of our features. Once registered and logged in, you will be able to create topics, post replies to existing threads, give reputation to your fellow members, get your own private messenger, post status updates, manage your profile and so much more. If you already have an account, login here - otherwise create an account for free today!
Photo

New Would you rather poll


  • Please log in to reply
7 replies to this topic

Poll: Would you rather (6 member(s) have cast votes)

Would you rather...

  1. Have a penis and ball sack grow out of your forehead? (3 votes [50.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. Have a vagina for a mouth (3 votes [50.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

Vote Guests cannot vote

#1
brewersalliance

brewersalliance

    Theo's Defeat

  • Foreign Diplomat
  • 17,811 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:602775
  • Souls Baptized:1539600
  • Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
  • Discord ID:brewersalliance

Discuss



Posted Image
Posted Image

Posted Image

Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.

Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


Awards Bar:

Users Awards

#2
The Warrior

The Warrior

    10th President of IRON

  • Secretary of State
  • 19,848 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:264357
  • Souls Baptized:4,017,067
  • Squadron:Kilo

Having a penis grow out of your forehead would make you a Unicock, right?


Nuked 131 times in the name of IRON. Delivered 193 nukes on those stupid enough to oppose IRON.

<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.

Awards Bar:

Users Awards

#3
brewersalliance

brewersalliance

    Theo's Defeat

  • Foreign Diplomat
  • 17,811 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:602775
  • Souls Baptized:1539600
  • Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
  • Discord ID:brewersalliance

lmfao yeah guess so



Posted Image
Posted Image

Posted Image

Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.

Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


Awards Bar:

Users Awards

#4
Blade 619

Blade 619

    Master of Nukes

  • IRON President
  • 7,579 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:040973
  • Souls Baptized:7,122,755
  • Squadron:Kilo
  • Discord ID:Blade

Having a penis grow out of your forehead would make you a Unicock, right?

 

HAhahah

 

I mean... it'd be awkward, especially if you got aroused. But at least you could eat!!!!!


40973-detailed.png

 

* * * * *

Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

 

 

  I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me!  ( @ )( @ )

 

 

* * * * *

Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.

 

 

 

Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.  

Awards Bar:

Users Awards

#5
OPliz

OPliz

    Freshly IRONed

  • NM⎪Inactive
  • 22 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:616535
  • Squadron:Foreign Diplomat

Can the vagina speak words and communicate or does it function like a normal vagina (bodily functions)



#6
TheBlindGuardian

TheBlindGuardian

    Freshly IRONed

  • NM⎪Inactive
  • 18 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:613531
  • Squadron:Foreign Diplomat

I would go for the unicock. Chicks dig unicornes, so why not unicocks ? Right? 



#7
brewersalliance

brewersalliance

    Theo's Defeat

  • Foreign Diplomat
  • 17,811 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:602775
  • Souls Baptized:1539600
  • Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
  • Discord ID:brewersalliance

its a very very very hairy unicock tho.  your face is also covered in pubes 



Posted Image
Posted Image

Posted Image

Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.

Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


Awards Bar:

Users Awards

#8
TheBlindGuardian

TheBlindGuardian

    Freshly IRONed

  • NM⎪Inactive
  • 18 posts
  • Resources:
  • CN Nation ID:613531
  • Squadron:Foreign Diplomat

its a very very very hairy unicock tho.  your face is also covered in pubes 

 

I guess I will take more trips to the Barber Shop  :D






0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users