Simple...we create an epic story, in exactly five words at a time. Continue from where the previous post left off.

I'll start:

 

In the distance, Las Vegas!

a naked bunny bachelor party

where the tongue is inside

The ice cream cone, but

Medved's face was in tits

and he was so elated

because he never saw tits

quite as large as those

on a man named TheWarrior

and got a massive erection

, went to the bathroom and

Cried, huddling in the shower

while touching himself to SBG's

 

*pretty sure this should have been moved into the nsfw section a while ago *

 

 

*pretty sure this should have been moved into the nsfw section a while ago *

And how'd it get there so quickly...hmmm?

 

...and then, he woke up.

It was all a nightmare

and he hadn't left home

because he sucked a dick

and wouldn't shoe foot plz

so his penis fell off

Alright... I motion we call this story complete and start a new one. This one will have a theme, so in brewers honor and the fact that this year is the last season, this story is grounded in the Game of Thrones genre. I’ll start...

 

He stood night watch alone....

And suddenly died.

 

The end.

 

Well, that crushed the life outa' that.

 

Well, that crushed the life outa' that.

 

This thread is sad.

So SBG started jerking off

And suddenly died. The end.