True, 2 of them

 

TNP has a pet tarantula 

False

 

TNP has a pet wasp

False

 

TNP has been on a farm

True

Is a member in good standing with the Cargo Cult.

False

 

TNP likes dark chocolate 

False

TNP understands that the sum of all integers =-1/12

False

 

TNP can do calculus 

True...ish A LOT of review would have to occur first

 

TNP can ID all the elements on a Periodic Chart by their symbol

False 

TNP knows their was cheating in US election because the numbers violates Benford's Law.

Um...false. Had to look up Benford's Law

 

TNP lives somewhere it has never snowed

False

TNP has panned for gold.

True, but no cigar :/

 

TNP saw the Great Conjunction earlier this week

False, cloud cover. 

TNP got coal for Christmas.

False, I don't celebrate Christmas

 

TNP is a good cook

False...unless it's smothered fried potatoes.  

TNP can bake excellent pastries.

True

 

TNP lives in the northern hemisphere 

True

 

TNP has been to the Panama Canal

False

 

TNP has seen an eclipse 

True

TNP is qualified to scuba dive.

False

 

TNP stayed up until midnight for the new year

True

 

TNP has been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans

True

TNP has a collection of Mardi Gras beads.

False

 

TNP has tried Moose Milk

False

TNP knows for a fact that the only digital equipment that cannot be hacked is voting machines.

false

 

TNP likes to masterbate into crusty jizz filled socks