Wins. Go. Go. Go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess what? I WIN! <img src="http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Stalwart, I intently stare the bolt down. It diverts at the last moment, crashing into a nearby pine with the fury of a screaming locomotive. Splintered shards of wood slice through the air as the once proud tree shatters, contorting into a twisted, burning hulk. I roast a mallow over its ignited remains.

Sadly, you miscalculate the intensity of the flame and your marshmallow bursts into flames...

Giving it that crispy outter texture I was hoping for, all along.

But, when you went to put it on the graham cracker...it fell off the stick and onto the ground...

i win

But, when you went to put it on the graham cracker...it fell off the stick and onto the ground...

Emotionally devastated, I find myself taking solace in the bottle, as day after day finds me frequenting Joe's Friendly Tavern. One particular wet, dreary night, I sit staring into my glass as the jukebox in the corner plays Tragedy by Nora Jones softly on repeat. Has it played seven times already? Ten? I can't recall. All I know is that I no longer recognize the face that stares back at me from my reflection in the liquor. What have I become? How did I get here? Would things be different had I not been so clumsy? No... No... Regretting the past does me no good. I mean it's not like I can just... But wait. Could I? Realization dawns through my clouded judgment as my weary eyes gain a new light and a smile creeps over my face. I shove my drink across the table, jump from my seat, and storm out of this sleazy, smoke filled barroom.

 

I'm going to buy more marshmallows!

you do that for my win how kind

Hellz to the nah.

hail to my win

Cinnamon is the real winna' mon!

yes I win

I ate my Wheaties this morning.

i win

I'll just start posting my shopping list here. Have nothing better to say.

 

- bread

- milk

- eggs

- shovel

- tarp

- quicklime

- frozen peas

- chicken breast

diging your lost i see

iwin, I think it's time I took back my crown

Thanks for keeping it warm, you can go now    

diging your lost i see

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you both lose yet agian

 

^^^^^^^

Post 3000... I feel old

you both lose yet agian

Fine then. Don't explain yourself.

Those cigarettes are gonna kill you.

 

 

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