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It's a slip of paper that contains a QR code. Scanning it results in opening up a link:

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/d0pe4/ubisoft_goes_steamworks_bye_bye_always_on_drm/?sort=confidence

 

It's a Reddit post, that doesn't seem to strike unusual. Scrolling down the comment section you're greeted with a bunch of confusing entries. It's obvious something went down here. You decide to sort by Old, in hopes of finding that something, until you see it. You scroll down. Further. "What in tarnation" you think, as a cold chill runs down your spine. You close the website, in hopes of never having to look at it again.

 

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Fright 

 

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Bacon and Eggs

 

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A teddy bear

 

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One Runza

 

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Gas station sushi

 

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It's a package of three plastic cups that contain a light-brownish substance. The label reads "Swiss Miss Creamy Milk Chocolate Pudding". Makes sense, but you can feel the puddings are rock solid inside their cups. Jesus, how old are these?

 

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A love letter written in 1834

 

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Two bronze nail clippers that also serve as keyrings... interesting mix.

 

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A tar and feathered snake oil salesman.

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It's a Swiss Railway Clock dating back to 1954, with both it's hands stuck and not budging. The time reads either 06:27 or 18:27. On the bottom there's something written in German: "Wer rastet, der rostet." It's a German proverb, which roughly translates to he who rests, grows rusty.

 

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It's a third edition chemistry textbook from Oxford University. It's almost ripped in half, still hanging together by a thread. All the pages except for the title page are empty, and no, there is no secret writing. You checked, at least 14 times.

 

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A test over the American government 

 

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A deed to a home in Detroit in a run down section used primarily as a crack house now. 

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A partially deflated basketball found underneath your porch 

 

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An open and empty (except for some residual jell-stuff) can of Armour Star Vienna Sausages

 

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