This is simple: 1st person makes a wish, next person grants but corrupts the wish, then makes a new wish.
Example:
1st person - I wish I had 1 million dollars
Next person - Granted, but the stock market crashes and makes your money worthless.
[New Wish]
I'll start.
I wish I had a brand new car.
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Corrupt a Wish
Started By
Schmoo
, Jul 14 2009 01:18 AM
#1
Posted 14 July 2009 - 01:18 AM
#2
Posted 14 July 2009 - 01:20 AM
granted you get a brand new matchbox car
I wish I could get a free college education
I wish I could get a free college education
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#3
Posted 14 July 2009 - 01:56 AM
Granted, free tuition at the College of Transvestite Hair and Makeup Design.
I wish I had a lime popsicle.
I wish I had a lime popsicle.
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#4
Posted 14 July 2009 - 02:11 AM
granted but its made from lime rinds
I wish to become all knowing
I wish to become all knowing
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#5
Posted 14 July 2009 - 02:15 AM
granted, but now you have found out that everyone hates you.
I wish that I could make money without working.
I wish that I could make money without working.
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#6
Posted 14 July 2009 - 02:37 AM
granted, but you now get one penny a year to live on
I wish I had smarties (the candy)
I wish I had smarties (the candy)
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#7
Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:15 AM
Granted, but my 3 year old has already had them in her mouth.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
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#8
Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:22 AM
Granted but that was accomplished by killing off everyone in the world
I wish for a competent President of the United States
I wish for a competent President of the United States
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#9
Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:03 AM
Granted now you have a European as US President
I wish for end to animal cruelty worldwide
I wish for end to animal cruelty worldwide
#10
Posted 14 July 2009 - 09:55 AM
Granted but humans got extinct
I wish the universe is one second older.
I wish the universe is one second older.
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#11
Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:17 PM
granted but it seemed to cause a rip in the time-space fabric destroying the universe
I wish I was front row for the Superbowl.
I wish I was front row for the Superbowl.
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#12
Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:06 PM
granted, but a meteor flew into the stadium and hit your seat.
I wish that I could be at the MLB All star game tonight.
I wish that I could be at the MLB All star game tonight.
Nuked 131 times in the name of IRON. Delivered 193 nukes on those stupid enough to oppose IRON.
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#13
Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:07 PM
granted but its not the Major League Baseball all star game, but another MLB
I wish I had more money
I wish I had more money
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#14
Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:12 PM
Granted, you now have more Monopoly money.
I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
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#15
Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:13 PM
granted but your in prison
I wish I had the best computer
I wish I had the best computer
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#16
Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:17 PM
Granted, but it just crashed.
I wish I was a famous baseball player.
I wish I was a famous baseball player.
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#17
Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:39 PM
granted but you are promptly tarnished for using steroids
I wish I had a new TV
I wish I had a new TV
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#18
Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:53 AM
Granted, but it's mint vintage 1960s.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
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#19
Posted 15 July 2009 - 01:01 AM
granted. You are hit by a car.
I wish the universe would suddenly implode
I wish the universe would suddenly implode
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
The best defense is an overwhelming offense.
400,862 Attacking + 291,881 Defending = 692,743 Casualties
Communicate.
Coordinate.
Decapitate.
#20
Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:15 AM
Granted but you are the only person in this universe and everyone else moved to a new universe.
I wish the weather was always sunny and 72 degrees.
I wish the weather was always sunny and 72 degrees.
Edited by sojourner, 15 July 2009 - 02:18 AM.
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