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I wish i was married with Nicole Kidman.
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Corrupt a Wish
Started By
Schmoo
, Jul 14 2009 01:18 AM
#21
Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:40 AM
kricek1
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#22
Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:49 AM
Granted but then she realizes she was drunk at the time and files for divorce. You end up paying alimony.
I wish that I had a $1 Trillion warchest.
I wish that I had a $1 Trillion warchest.
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
Links to my old signature images: Penguin riding a tortoise War medals from Republic of Rebrek
RIP Republic of Rebrek, Nation ID 103246.
Links to my old signature images: Penguin riding a tortoise War medals from Republic of Rebrek
RIP Republic of Rebrek, Nation ID 103246.
#24
Posted 15 July 2009 - 06:46 AM
Pride Assassin
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Granted. You die of disease and starvation due to overpopulation.
I wish you'd screw this wish up.
I wish you'd screw this wish up.
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
The best defense is an overwhelming offense.
400,862 Attacking + 291,881 Defending = 692,743 Casualties
Communicate.
Coordinate.
Decapitate.
#25
Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:14 AM
Blade 619
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granted, but in the process your sexuality becomes screwed up.
I wish for a big mug of tea.
I wish for a big mug of tea.
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Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me! ( @ )( @ )
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Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.
Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.
#26
Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:31 AM
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Granted. Unfortunately for U that mug was used for storing cyanide, U die.
I wish for today's edition of the WSJE
I wish for today's edition of the WSJE
Partout où nécessité fait loi
Quodsi ea mihi maxime inpenderet tamen hoc animo fui semper, ut invidiam virtute partam gloriam, non invidiam putarem
#27
Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:22 AM
Granted. The WSJE today is in Icelandic and you dont understand a single word.
I wish for 1 million Euros at todays value
I wish for 1 million Euros at todays value
#28
Posted 15 July 2009 - 10:36 AM
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Granted, but nobody takes cash anymore.
I wish Lou Dobbs would stop talking, forever.
I wish Lou Dobbs would stop talking, forever.
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#29
Posted 15 July 2009 - 11:22 AM
Granted. Now he shouts.
I wish to be able to speak good Bulgarian
I wish to be able to speak good Bulgarian
#30
Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:20 PM
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Granted but then everyone who speaks it dies so it is useless
I wish I could play sports well
I wish I could play sports well
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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny.
Copy and paste him to your signature to help him gain world domination
#31
Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:09 PM
The Warrior
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Granted, but then you fell off a roller coaster and broke every bone in your body.
I wish that my nation was as strong as Bubbler Nation.
I wish that my nation was as strong as Bubbler Nation.
Nuked 131 times in the name of IRON. Delivered 193 nukes on those stupid enough to oppose IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
#32
Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:11 PM
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granted but since it was so powerful it broke the server and you had to start over
I wish I could build nukes
I wish I could build nukes
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny.
Copy and paste him to your signature to help him gain world domination
#33
Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:12 PM
The Warrior
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granted but one blows up with you in the lab.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
Nuked 131 times in the name of IRON. Delivered 193 nukes on those stupid enough to oppose IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
#34
Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:13 PM
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granted you hit a plane on your first flight though
I wish I could time travel
I wish I could time travel
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(")_(") This is Bunny.
Copy and paste him to your signature to help him gain world domination
#35
Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:16 PM
The Warrior
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granted, but you get stuck in prehistoric times and are constantly chased by dinosaurs.
Nuked 131 times in the name of IRON. Delivered 193 nukes on those stupid enough to oppose IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
#37
Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:26 PM
I wish the person who posted before me had made a wish.
Edit: Just kidding.
Granted, but nobody can understand you due to your overly high brain capacity
I wish I posted fasted enough for my previous statement to work.
Edit: Just kidding.
Granted, but nobody can understand you due to your overly high brain capacity
I wish I posted fasted enough for my previous statement to work.
Edited by wumasterx, 15 July 2009 - 08:28 PM.
29 Nukes Eaten In Service of IRON
Current Infra: 10999.99 // Current Tech: 3725.46 // Current NS: 64,308.896
The Nation of Wutopia
Current Infra: 10999.99 // Current Tech: 3725.46 // Current NS: 64,308.896
The Nation of Wutopia
#38
Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:08 PM
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granted but that means I would have the same wish causing a paradox that destroyed the universe
I wish I had more NS
I wish I had more NS
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny.
Copy and paste him to your signature to help him gain world domination
#39
Posted 15 July 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Granted, but you're booted from IRON for a ludicrous statement, and set upon by high level tech raiders.
I wish for my next wish to be uncorrupted and my next wish is for 20 dollars.
I wish for my next wish to be uncorrupted and my next wish is for 20 dollars.
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
The best defense is an overwhelming offense.
400,862 Attacking + 291,881 Defending = 692,743 Casualties
Communicate.
Coordinate.
Decapitate.
#40
Posted 15 July 2009 - 10:37 PM
The Warrior
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Granted, but that 20 dollars came into contact with someone who had the bubonic plague.
I wish that I had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell right now.
I wish that I had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell right now.
Nuked 131 times in the name of IRON. Delivered 193 nukes on those stupid enough to oppose IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
<&Bay102174>The Warrior has been baptized in fire and blood and emerged as IRON.
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