death by slap in the face

death by annoying fags

death by homophobic induced paranoia resulting in self copulation

death by stuff

death by the japanese

death by excessive force

Death by too much twinkies

death by syd

Death by hunting with dick cheney

Death by boredom

death getting teabagged

Death by Snoo Snoo

Death by being hit by a crashing plane while looking for an internet definition of "Snoo Snoo"

Death by bailing out of the crashing plane, only to have confetti come out of your parachute bag

death by robots

Death by being trampled by cattle

death from exposure to excessive cow farts causing methane poisoning.

death by blunt force trauma

Death by messing with radioactive materials.

Death by choking on your chicken noodle soup

Death by lava from Mt. St. Helen

Death by pushing the wrong button in a missle silo

Death by taking a lunch break on the launch pad at a missle silo

Death by suicide bunny. Go to google images and search for "suicide bunnies"

death by mobius squadron