death by an IRON hammer

Death by Maxwell's silver hammer coming down upon your head. Bang! Bang!

Death by rat poison

death by decapitation

death by everything

Death by nothing

death by being so damn board

death by being bored though your name is "partyin"

Death by nothing

 

Death by my mentee

 

[Welcome him to the spam threads everyone! :grouphug: :drinks: ]

death by everyone

Death by no one other than Death himself

Death by hazing

Death by poisoned cookie.

Death by ascension.

Death by the sight of a kitty.

death by the blob

death by killer tomatoes

death by nukes

Death by being run over by a car being driven by an old man who claimed that he thought the gas pedal was the brake to his car.

death by azns

Death by spam.

Death by happy ending gone horribly wrong.

death by kick to the face

death by thumb strike to the throat

Death by taxes.