death by Howard Stern

death by marylin manson

death by Howard K. Stern

Death by Philip K. Dick

OK, death by Richard Cranium

death by gay people hugging you

death by homophobic people beating you, dragging you behind a car and leaving you tied up semi-nude to a fence in the middle of Wyoming in January

Death by 100 megaton nuclear warhead exploding right on your head.

death by gunshot to the neck rendering you quadriplegic until you finally succumb to your injuries 15 years later

death by nukes

death by suicide bomber squirrels

death by flying ragheads

Death by being run over by an SUV driven my a latte-sipping, cell-using, tv-watching-while-driving soccer mom not paying attention to where she is driving.

death by a crazy ex-f/g

Death by

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death by being crushed by the body of a depressed stock trader who has hurled himself off a building

Death by grass.

death by goo balls

death by boredom

death by sore back

death from being oversexed

death by spanking

Death from Yellow Fever.

death by your boss jumping up and down on your chest

death by an angry coworker going postal