Death by Mike Tyson biting off your ear and you bleed to death.

death by Heidi Samuel's gorgeous bod.

Death from overeating on Thanksgiving.

death by kung fu zombies

Death from lack of sleep.

death by The Big Sleep

shot by friendly fire

Death by bad music played loudly non-stop.

death by ugly people

death by being stomped by that large cartoon foot from Monty Python

death by Lady Gaga and her new pyrotechnic bra

death by being hit by a flying carp

Death from being ambushed by US Navy SEALS

Death by being overwhelmed by the 1st Armored Div.

hit you so hard in the nads with a sledgehammer you cry to your slow painful death

death by being squashed by a giant orange

Death by a Breath of Fire-esque avatar like yours that accidentally immolates you and your entire bedroom.

Edited December 3, 200916 yr by Ivan V

Death by salt overdose.

death by cannon fire

death by gunz

death by a huge steel letter "z" falling off a billboard onto your head

Death by being jettisoned into the Sun.

Death by being tied down to the launch pad when a rocket is being launched, thus being burnt to a crisp from the rocket engines during lift-off

death after being filleted alive

death by being beaten to death by a soap on a rope