death by NAH's momma

death by go kart

death by a mutated, test monkey that was accidentally given a super-top-secret steroid-loaded banana instead of a normal banana who flings mutated poo at you. REALLY stinky poo by the way.

Death by a monkey riding a dog flinging poo at you.

death by evil squirrels

death by evil squirrels

 

Death from redundancy. Squirrels are, by definition, evil ;-)

death by flying monkeys

death by a maniacal graduate student who repeatedly stabs you for plagiarizing his work.

death by a mouse tail

Death from being struck by a lightning bolt in a clear, sunny day.

death by being swept out to sea by the undertow

death by a drunk driver running you over

death by rouge squirrell

death by Sasuke

death by the chipmink mafia

 

EDIT *chipmunk mafia

Edited December 9, 200916 yr by Syd the Viscious

Death by walking through a glass door you didn't see (cause it's glass, and glass is, you know... see through) and cutting your jugular on a sharp edge of the broken glass and bleeding to death all over the nice carpet while everybody around you screams hysterically but nobody bothers to do anything to help. Anyways, what are they going to do? Tourniquet to the neck?

death by failing to turn up in canyons and surviving the fall but having rabid animals eat you alive

death by forgetting to breathe

Death by drinking two bottles of rum in rapid succession.

death by amebic dysentery

Death by tourniquet to the neck

death by having your throat slit

death by crazy zombies

Death from being overpowered by BO on the third day at a gaming convention

death by an angry hobo beating you to death with a rock for not giving him any loose change