i kill u with theo

I kill you with CAP LOCK.

Edited July 17, 201214 yr by Cristoir

i kill u with your own caps

I kill you with italics

i kill u with bold

Dear Great and Gracious Friends,

 

Though I greatly fear an alliance as

large and powerful as IRON, I do not

fear "killer punctuation".

 

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Dear Great and Glorious Lord IWIN90,

 

Please be kind enough to hold my cell

phone. Thank you sir. Excuse me while

I step out for a moment.

 

RRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG !!!

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/Baron_deSandersted/250px-Nuclear_fireball-1.jpg

 

KAA-BOOOOOOM !!!

 

Oh gosh....did I do that?

 

 

Please Accept My Apologies,

Edited July 21, 201214 yr by Baron deSandersted

silence, I keel you.

I keel you with IRON words!

i kill u all the time 5 times over

i kill you 7 times over

i kill u 10000 times over

I kill you with Blue

Dear Great and Glorious Lord Cristoir,

 

Oh my...I really like each and every one of you, but each of

you are SO DULL with these little one liners.

 

...I kill you with a fork...

...I kill you with a spork...

...I kill you with a _______ ......

 

Soooooo dull......

 

Hasn't anybody brought any imagination to this thread?

 

 

OK....my turn.....

 

 

Lord Cristoir,

 

Please note that I have purchased a beautiful new carpet

for you. Please be kind enough to try it....

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/Baron_deSandersted/70d10336.jpg

 

That's it....just step right onto the middle of the beautiful

new carpet.

 

 

WHOOOOSH!! JAB!, JAB!, JAB!, JAB!, JAB!, JAB!, JAB!

 

Oops.....now where did you go?

 

Oh my goodness....I remember now. I must have used

your new carpet when constructing my new "Maylayan

Man Trap". It completely slipped my mind.

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/Baron_deSandersted/ae599d78.jpg

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/Baron_deSandersted/e173b1b6.jpg

 

While you are down there in that pit, why don't I throw

something down there that might amuse you......

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/Baron_deSandersted/1b9a8356.gif

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/Baron_deSandersted/Bronxfire.jpg

 

 

HAVE A NICE DAY!

 

 

Your Servant,

Edited July 22, 201214 yr by Baron deSandersted

i kill u with your own blodd

Killed because you are not sexy enough....

killed you cause you're too sexy. oh wait, no you're not. I am

i kill u by your own blood

killed you by T-bagging you

kill u by killing u ofc

killed you with a curb-stomp

kill u with one stop hit

Meh, I shoot you

i kill you by melting you

*walks into your room and sees your secret collection of my little pony plushies.*

Decides to save the rest of mankind Grabs on off the shelf and beats you down with it.

i kill u with your own gun