I kill you with OMFG

i kill u kill u

I kill you with TOP

i kill u with glof

I kill you with NPO

i kill u with glof

poisoned wine

 

also killed by Bal Masqué

kill by a wave of music

I kill you by throwing you into lava.

i killed u sens june 10

i put my cig out in ur eye, bite ur nipples off, vomit them into ur mouth, **** on ur chest, skin u with a rusty machete, n piss on ur corpse...

i killed u on 22 June 2012 before u chould kill me

I kill you with LOVE! :awesomeiron:

I kidnap you, and kill you slowly with a grinding stone, rubbing off your skin and watching you bleed.

i kill you by killing you, duhh

Dear Great and Glorious Lord Xx Karl xX,

 

Oh my....the responses on this thread are tedious

and totally lackling in imagination.

 

I kill you with a gun...

I kill you with a bigger gun...

I kill you with a knife...

I kill you with a spork...

I kill you with a poison booger...

 

Blah, blah blah.....

 

Why don't we spice things up a little? Let us use our

imaginations and actually have some fun in this thread.

 

Rather than just increase our post count, with one liners,

let us try to entertain one another with interesting ways

of killing each other.

 

How is this?

 

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Dear Great Lord Xx Karl xX,

 

Please be kind enough to step backward one pace

onto the large red "X" that is painted on the road.

 

 

Wait for it....One, Two, Three...

 

 

BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEP!

SMASH!! SPLAT!! SQUISH!! DRAGGGGGG!!

 

Oh my...did you see that large truck...oh...

I guess you didn't.

 

 

I'll get A Mop,

haha, i liked that one Baron, ok...let's see...here's mine:

 

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/horrible/card_blizzard.jpg

i kill u all 5 times over

well then i kill you 7 times over

I kill you thoroughly in 21 dimensions.

i kill you in an alternate upsidedown reality

Dear Great and Glorious Lord xX Karl Xx,

 

You may not know this, but several rival female Sumu

Wrestler teams are rushing to meet you. I told each of

these gigantic ladies that you are willing to physically

satisfy the first of these ladies that jumps into your lap.

 

Each of these ladies want you very badly and they are

willing to fight for your affections.

 

Each are very determined to claim your lap as their

own.

 

Watch out....here they come.....

 

Oh no...they are all jumping into the air....take cover!!

 

SQUASH...SMASH...CRASH...CRUSH...CRUNCH

...BANG...BREAK...SQUISH...BLEED...BLEED...

CHOKE...COUGH...GURGLE...GASP...

 

 

Oh my....I'll need to call a very talented mortician.

 

 

Rest In Peace My Friend,

i kill you with this f

I kill you with this smiley

I kill you with this, the most dreaded punctuation mark!!

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Edited July 17, 201214 yr by Xx Karl xX