Your phone falling on your face and explodes

A maggot falls on your head and slowly eats you 

Cancer of the spleen..... lung, pancreas, intestines, and skin.

choked on a cornflake that was just a little to crunchy.

Killed by drinking hemlock

Dyed By Ingesting Anthrax

Dyed after letting his friend talk him into letting him jump his car over him whilst wearing a clown suit.  

Died from eating lead paint chips

Died from peaceful old age after accomplishing a life of little meaning and important.

Died from everyone forgetting about you

Angel came back from the dead and murdered him with their fractal vaporiser

ran over by a steamroller

People of IRON finally proved you are R2V, and they hunted you down.

Raped to death by a rhino

Shot in the foot by MsShawdi, and bled out

smelled LS's butcrack

shot myself in the head

died from spamming too much

Finally

Killed for thinking I'm actually dead

You died already, you can't be here.

 

GHOSTBUSTERS

killed from receiving anal sex from a rabid buffalo

Died from ingesting to much yeast excrement/ beer.

died from frostbite 

Died from evisceration.