sojourner

Granted but you get kicked out for selling heroin in the dorm. I wish I was an astronaut.

I win

gnu

603

Granted but no one uses dollars as Euros go world wide and dollars are useless. I wish I had a yacht.

I WIN

askew

I am the winner.

milieu

crew

granted but you lose your arms I wish I had a time machine and could go back in time.

shoe

granted but but you are awakened by a giant gorilla pounding his chest outside your window I wish I could water ski.

575 well now 576

Granted, but everyone moved to the moon and you're the only one left in the world besides Hannity. I wish there was an automobile that ran on water.

I blame NAH for bad cholesterol.

buck

his best job.

Granted but she is a lesbian. I wish there were no wars.

Granted but you are the only person in this universe and everyone else moved to a new universe. I wish the weather was always sunny and 72 degrees.

the old wizard.

sneeze

poor

turned into a

atop the large