Sweeeeet Ronny D

56k? what kind of wizard are you?!?! 28.8 if i was lucky.

I use it all the time, I find its a solid professional networking tool. Especially if you can build up a solid network of people in your field on it. AKA if you have 20 of your high school buddies on there, probably not going to be helpful, but if you have 300 plus people that all work in the same or similar field as you, much more helpful.

she is the ice queen, so its not like she sweats, and if she did perhaps the oils/sweat/dirt freezes and crystallizes on her skin and then its the simple process of wiping it off. or you know it could just be a disney movie, and you are way over thinking it.

well it completely depends on what kind of school you want to go to, (large univeristy, small school, public/private university, in the city, out in the boonies) how much you can afford (good private schools run over 55k a year), how far you are willing to travel(do you want to stay in-state? do you mind going to school anywhere in the country) and what kind of grades you can get. (if your grades suck you probably wont be able to get into the top end schools) As an engineer myself, realistically your actual college degree is basically only good for getting your foot into the door of your first job. So keep that in mind with what ever school you pick. That being said while you are at school to gain an education, what you are really doing is finding a place to live and make friends you will hang out with for the rest of your life. So I would recommend you go visit a ton of different campus's and see what you like and what appeals to you.

I thought it was really enjoyable, the thing I didn't like, is that it seemed like they wrote the movie, and then half way thru they didn't like the way it was going and completely changed it up who the bad guy was going to be. Since the actual bad guy basically comes out of nowhere. They also completely marginalized the male lead in the movie, he was basically useless the entire movie. Shouldn't we be sending a better message to our young boys?

that is the first time i have ever played a game as a scum where we didnt know who each other were. I gotta say I am not a fan.

I am also interested in seeing what the hell you did.

because it looks like that is how kill is running the game. Its interesting, in any previous game i have ever played the day lasts a set number of hours usually 1 or 2 days, and then whoever has the most votes dies. Playing with different rules makes it interesting.

Busted... whoops! So I have 5 on me now right? So before you all kill me, if I were you guys I wouldn't trust IE and Sheppard. Just saying...

I blocked lyrner (sp?) because you guys said he was always a scum, so i figured maybe i could get lucky and block a kill if that was even possible. It was night one, so it was basically a shot in the dark.

That sounds fair, I am a role blocker, so at night I can block one person's actions.

selfishly, i would prefer we keep going, and not kill me. but that is just me.

waiting for the next war to break out, I dont raid so all my casualties are earned the hard way, in war! I am only about 250k behind number 25. That last war ended a week too early. I could be higher, but I care more about winning than I do about casualties so I don't decom my FSS.

I draw on PerfectMafia. He pushed everyone for a vote on day one, even tho not killing anyone would have been better. That and he keeps trying to kill me? What's the deal with that? You jealous of my sweet sweet casualty numbers? (13.4 million is pretty nice!)

So what did we learn so far? the people that ES voted for were me and then lord zetano. Well shit, that doesnt look good for me does it? Anyone see anything suspicious from anyone's posts? I guess that would make me the obvious choice to be one of the PoPo. Since I know that I am not, do we have anything else to go on? I am Holstering my gun for right now.

well it looks like if we want to get out of here alive, we better call a taxi.

Well you guys wanted to kill a inactive, and I have proven not to be an inactive, so killing me for the convience of just killing someone because i have a few votes on me before I started posting wouldnt be a smart move, but killing someone that is truely inactive would be a better move. So if you are going to force me to point the finger at someone, I draw on Lord Zetano

Are their any other posts about general rules and roles, or is all we know what kil put up on the first page?

Ok, so I have never played with any of you before, and I assume a bunch of you have played together, is there anything I need to know about any player tendencies that I can look for to help decide who should live or die, I would rather not waste my vote following the bandwagon. I pull my clip for right now.

Wait im here! am i dead? I want to live!!!!!

put me in coach!

PLEASE NOTE THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART AND I WILL PROBABLY GET YELLED AT FOR POSTING THIS OR GET IMMEDIATELY DELETED That being said... ENJOY! A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." "First I come out, wearing a tuxedo, playing Brahms. Just as the music reaches a crescendo, my wife in an evening gown runs on stage and undresses me before dancing provocatively on top of the piano. Just as I finish playing the song with my cock, my wife strips and does a backflip off the piano in a split on stage. Once her naked ass hits the floor, my 7 year old daughter and 13 year old son rush on stage juggling flaming lawn darts. My wife does a handstand and catches the lawn darts in her cunt, she then manages to queef them out, making her the third part of this juggling act. The queefs force her to squeeze out a few turds, which I eagerly start smearing on my naked body, which arouses me quickly. Once I'm fully aroused my daughter and son take turns blowing me while my wife straps on a monstrous dildo and begins reaming each child while i ejaculate in the eyes of my offspring. Once I cum, I run into the audience, shit-covered body still sticky with cum and grab my parents and in-laws to involve them into the act. I strip them all nude and instruct them to start a circle jerk while screaming racial slurs. So my mother and father-in-law start screaming, "Fuck the niggers" while mutually masturbating, and my father and mother-in-law begin diddling one another and chanting, "I hate spics and jews!" Once they reach a geriatric climax, my wife uses their ejaculate to lube up her fist which she uses to start fisting me. As my asshole is violated, I start playing double dutch with my kids, and once they get tangled in the ropes, start a torrid 69. All the sucking and slurping cause my in-laws and parents to get aroused again and they start sodomizing and fisting one another. My wife at this point has completely started dry-heaving, so she vomits all over my ass and my back. I line up each of my family members who take turns licking the chunks of spew off my back and out of my ass. By now my children have to defecate so I tell them to shit in each other's favorite orifices. My son, ever the trooper takes a thick, dense shit in his sister's vagina while my daughter shits in my son's nose. My young daughter also conveniently starts her menstrual cycle shortly thereafter, and the menses and boy-shit in her cunt make for great lube, as each of my in-laws begin fucking my daughter. My son, blinded in shit, heads back to the piano and does his best Stevie Wonder impression while my wife runs back into the audience to grab a toddler from the crowd. She begins stuffing this child into her vagina, while my parents begin screaming how she's possessed by Satan and start performing a nude exorcism on her. The power of christ compels them to kill the toddler, which also makes it easier to cram into my wife's lovehole. By now, I'm so horny and aroused that I start fucking the dead baby inside my wife while my young son starts licking my asshole and fingering his paternal grandparents. My in-laws finish abusing my daughter and start wrestling each other, which culminates in a huge powerbomb through the piano bench. The impact shatters my mother-in-law's hips, leaving her crippled. The strain of the throw caused my father's bad heart to seize, and he collapses in a heap on the stage. As he gurgles and foams at the mouth, my daughter runs over and begins rubbing her shit covered pussy lips all over my crippled mother-in-law. My wife grabs the wooden shards of the piano bench and begins playing her father's dying body like a xylophone. My son pulls his tongue out of my asshole and begins sucking his dying grandfather's cock. I diall 911 and call for the paramedics who revive my father-in-law and then take turns fucking my daughter and eating the menses and shit out of her tight cunt. Once he's conscious we all assemble in a large circle holding hands and chanting gibberish before launching into a rousing group impression of 'A Downs Syndrome' perspective on the horrors of the holocaust, 9/11 and the bombing of Pearl Harbor. As we're moaning and screaming, my son runs off-stage to get the family dog. The dog runs over to my crippled mother-in-law and begins peeing on her. Once the dog finishes leaving her in a puddle of piss, my daughter stops blowing the paramedics to light the dog on fire. The dog yelps and howls before collapsing. My son runs over to fuck the burnt corpse while screaming, "White is right!"as my daughter begins goose-stepping around the stage, squeezing shit out of her cunt and offering Nazi salutes to the audience. My father-in-law begins raping my father, claiming that he's doing it for the forgotten Vietnam vets and POWs. My mother puts my crippled mother-in-law on her shoulders as I put my wife on my shoulders and we play a game of naked chicken. Once my son finishes fucking the dead dog. He takes the pieces of the piano bench and begins crucifying the corpse. Once the dog is hung like jesus, he begins weeping at the foot of the cross, saying, "Why my god have you forsaken me?" My daughter mounts the top of the crucifix, using it as a wooden dildo. My parents, my in-laws and my wife join hands at the center of the stage and start singing "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music" I grab the lawn darts and shove one up everyone's ass before heading back to the piano to finish off the show with a rendition of Freebird." For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

can i post up the aristocrats joke i put up in the VE forums that was so offensive that it got me temperarily suspended?

Nope its the mean streets of Vernon CT, 15 mins north of Hartford, "New England's Rising Star!"

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3100/2898174181_6d677ef21b.jpg http://www.tankerhoosen.info/images/gorge_falls_1.jpg http://www.tankerhoosen.info/recreation/images/walker_east.jpg http://historicbuildingsct.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Vernon-Congregational-Church.jpg Ok those are pictures making the town I grew up in good. Note these pictures are all taken off the interwebs But lets be honest, this is what most people see http://www.aaroads.com/northeast/connecticut050/i-084_eb_exit_064_02.jpg