Yates

Oh. And one of my friends is: Mike Och. Yes, the "ch" is pronounced like a "k."

There are various metrics for determining your porn name if you haven't come up with one on your own. 1. The most common way of determining your porn name is to use your middle name or nick name for a first name and the street you grew up on for a last name. In my case? My nickname was Bear in football and I grew up on Rockwood Terrace. Bear Rockwood 2. The other common metric is to use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. Smilo Rockwood

Preach on!

Look, it comes down to this; Kevin is lying. We know this much. The only thing left to parse is why. I think the more important part here is the name claim over the role claim. He is claiming to be a human. I just can't make sense of a human being on our side outside of the mad doctor. Seems almost like a miller claim. The problem with being a miller is that a miller isn't ALSO a bomb/super saint. Anybody defending Kevin at this point needs to tell me EXACTLY why they think he is Town and explain how his claim makes sense.

How? You realize "The Saint" was a human spy, right? He's not claiming Saint Christopher [patron saint of travelers]. I thought the only other "mortal" was the Mad Doctor? Damn hookers. Talk too much. So now you know why I was more than willing to hammer and test the Super Saint claim. Doesn't make as much sense now that the cat is out of the bag. I'd rather absorb a shot or two at night at this point...

safari

1027

bewbs

Win

A dog. Dogs >>>>>>> Cats Would you rather go on a date with someone with an awesome personality that is ugly enough to make an onion cry or with a super model that irritates the crap out of you every time they open their mouth?

I lit a cigar for a marginally drunk friend like 5 years ago. When is the last time you made fun of someone that you didn't really think deserved it due to peer pressure/herd mentality?

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sexy

snow

So... I'm the primate version of exactly what I want to be and my attitude towards sex is that it is a smorgasboard of endless opportunities depending on my mood? Seems legit. I'm basically a gorilla willing to fornicate with anything.

1037

snooker

Says every scum ever.

I think the laziness is likely what makes them so delicious - like kobe beef.

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Will admit - could not make it past 1:05

octogenarian

Joker

I read the above as: Would agree. Cheese dragons are delicious on eggs. Penguins less so because of the feathers but still tastier than tumeric.

You would have lost all respect for me if you saw me ride the bull last night. It was - in a word - fail. I was thrown in less than 10 seconds. On the plus side, I face humped the crap out of that mechanical beast once I was thrown off to rucous applause. Bull 1 - Yates 1