Yates

You're missing something. If there are two factions [as today's post would seem to indicate] then at least one of those factions - it is safe to assume - has a way of finding and/or blocking members of the other faction. A third option would be an arsonist/poisoner type of role but those are significantly less common. Also, Theo needs to be significantly more forthcoming with his information. His assertion that he is "assuming" I am scum based on the fact that he knows I know he had a night action is exactly the OPPOSITE of a Town response. Let's say you were a doctor as an example, Robert. And last night you tried to protect someone. If I voted you off the bat and said you needed to explain yourself, what would your response be? Would you assume I was scum, as Theo is claiming, OR would you think to yourself, "Gee, how would Yates know I visited someone last night unless he had some type of investigative ability?"

Also, I'm not sure why you think I won't be fully revealing today now that my butt is hanging out. In case that isn't crystal clear; I will be. This is 100% about the order in which information HAS TO BE revealed. And just to show you I'm a good sport/team player and willing to reveal something that won't blow up on anyone? I got neighborized last night. I assume there's a reason for that. We can delve into that little knowledge bomb after Theo fully reveals his night actions. This will be my last post until said confession because I feel like I'm being trolled.

I thought Iron Helix had outted me yesterday. *shrug* I'm built to handle the target on my back, so no biggy. Even if I wasn't? That still doesn't excuse you for not knowing the order information needs to be revealed in. Pushing me to reveal first is the least productive agenda you could possibly be pushing right now.

You're scared/too self-conscious. Nothing to be ashamed of. You either need an awesome wing man or you just have to stop pretending women are unicorns. I know - easier said than done. Also, you meet the best women through friends or friends of friends. I met my wife at a party 150 miles from where I live. If I didn't put in the effort to go to that b-day party [and I was seriously considering bailing due to nothing more than the effort to get down there and back] my life would be very different today. And probably sadder. She came along as the friend of a friend of a friend. Lucky for me she was the adventurous sort. I loled.

Meh. This post indicates you could also be a noob. Still. Stop sucking.

Nope. And welcome to the suspect list. It's like you guys are pretending you don't know Interrogation 101. Meanwhile, after seeing my vote, Theo has been suddenly silent. Isn't he typically one of the more active IRONers?

If Theo knows what I have on him FIRST, he can make up an excuse for why I have that type of a result. Conversely, if he knows he's caught but doesn't know EXACTLY what I have yet, he is forced to *guess* at what I have on him and just spill the beans. If he's Town, and there's a Town reason for my result, there's no reason for him to lie or be nervous. He can just tell us his night action without fear of prosecution. There ARE Town reasons I could have had the result I had, but those reasons are very very few. That said, it would be very bad to lynch someone that had at least one of those Town reasons for the night action results I received. Comprende?

If that were true, *I* would know about it.

Also, while you are contemplating point 7, I'll need you to think through something else. What would happen to me if I were a scum fake claiming a guilty on Theo and he flipped Town? Do you see where your logic is failing you?

That's clear as turd. 1. I made a joke claim in the sign up thread. That is independent of this game. 2. Because I treat anything outside the game thread as - you know - NOT THE GAME, when you posted your long post about my role I figured you knew somehow by either a day investigation [rolecop - in which you could have been a rolecop for a faction] or, like I said, you had a role like a messenger but for the Mod. I have never been back to the sign up thread and, frankly, forgot all about it once the game started. 3. Yup. I saw something fishy. Need Theo to explain. 4, 5, and 6. Same as 3. 7. Nope. Which is why I ask you if you've ever played this game before. If you weren't an innocent child I'd be forced to figure out if you were trying to help a teammate or if you were just playing REALLY dumb. I'll let you think through why someone caught, like Theo, should probably reveal BEFORE I tell him what I caught him doing.

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Terrible. Have you ever played this game before, Helix?

I was 12B [now 21B], 55B [now 89B], and 55D [now 89D]. Call me a POG to my face and you'll want to check your car for "surprises" before starting it. And your door knobs. And your lunch box. And your toilet handle. And your mailbox. And your refrigerator. And your light switches. And your welcome mat. And your floor boards. And... Also @Number8 - one of my favorite memories from AIT was when we got to be the Opfor against the 88 Mikes. Holy crap. We were rucking it LPC-style along the tanks trails for weeks with the 88M's rolling past. Ugh. We had that hate rage that only envy can supply. Anyway, I was the Platoon Guide so I got to pick my crew. It. Was. Awesome. I can guarantee you none of them left their promasks in their vehicles after that!

LOL - you just quoted me from a different thread. Where I was making a joke. That was before the roles were even sent out, iirc. Okay. That makes more sense, then. Based on your two big posts I thought you had some role I hadn't seen before where you were basically a mouthpiece for mod. Then mod claimed you were an innocent child so I was confused again. And, yes, EM. If it's after work, it's probably safe to assume I'm drunk. C'est la vie. http://orangedefense.net/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif

??? Are you drunk? I was actually kind of pissed at you for blabbing. What if scum a RB or redirector? Or what if they had a one-time factional kill that could fire through my vest? I wasn't going to claim that crap day freaking 1. Poor form, hombre. And as to this... Allow me to quote yourself once again:

nori

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End of Days

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There are certain things that are known about my role. Those things have been verified by a mod confirmed Townie. 1. I have investigative abilities 2. I am BP There is a reason I am voting for you. You know what that reason is. You have exactly 1 post to explain what your night action was and why we shouldn't lynch you on the spot.

whisky

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Theo - why you scum, bro? Vote: Theophilus

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