Simternity

I will be famous soon I promise you all. I already have a Twitter follower and it's only a matter of time before I'm rich and adored. Oh and Rhiz is a Kilo Master Sargeant Recruiter so obviously he's a 9.

No. Rhiz comes after me.

Nah, but next is going to be Rhiz and he's going to guess Wanderer again.

Post count has increased. Realized they ACTUALLY WERE a foreign diplomat. 9/10.

I've decided the only way for me to win this entirely arbitrary and pointless victory is to cyberstalk you all to find your place of residence and slaughter you in your sleep until nobody can post. Sweet dreams everybody.

Piercings. (So sorry so so sorry to all of you with piercings I think it's normal it was just an intrusive thought I swear to god I don't think this so sorry)

Backward. Far backward. My modern education would land me a seat next to the great inventors and kings. Even my knowledge of ethnic foods would make me a grand chef. Oh also the ability to discover America far before anyone else, and then abuse the Natives for gold and spices would make me rich. Going forward all I might see is more gimmicky technology. We're at a point where nothing amazes us anymore. The impossible appears possible because it is within reach. I mean come on, we have 3d printers for god's sake. Going backwards I could take advantage of the earlier world and mold it into my own image. Would you rather be a democratically elected leader, in a system of checks and balances, or a dictator in complete control of the entire country, for better or worse?

9/10 I see this guy/gal poppin' up everywhere I go, but lower post count than Council Members/Foreign Diplomat squadron, so I'll go with the statistics for a solid 7/10.

Ovary.

I consider this missing a call. Dunno why. I just say that I either didn't get there in time, or missed it for whatever reason (like being busy, not hearing the phone ring, general indifference) I was told that too, but in my case it was true and I haven't had the same work week twice in a row for like a month. I'm the mornings/backup guy (I prefer to call myself 'the entirely dependable one', but that's just my vanity speaking).

As far as saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay" goes, I generally consider myself okay if I am alive and capable of enjoying life. If I'm sad or angry or tired or stressed out or in pain, generally I consider myself okay as long as I'm healthy, alive, capable of enjoying life. Oh and that the people I love are happy, since nothing seems to matter otherwise. As for missing calls, I can't recall a time I lied about it. I'm just honest with people as far as communication goes. Unless I'm texting, and angry at someone or about something. I'll say 'I missed your text' as a preface to a response, but just so that they don't feel I've neglected them (as I was not in the mood for communication at the time). For what it is, I say it's a lie that's normally used without the intent to harm, but instead to comfort and soothe others. A white lie that doesn't hurt anybody and does nothing but good. On that note, I think saying something you bought something was inexpensive is usually just a ploy to make them feel less indebted to you or that their gifts aren't as good. I'd use this more often if I weren't so good at finding things cheap. Now aside from lies I use to cover my tracks when secretly buying gifts (which I've done a lot recently during the holidays), I don't think any of the lies I use on a daily basis are done with ill intent. In fact I'd argue that most of these common lies really are for the best.

Remote.

All good things must come to an end, including this trivial game, for I have grasped unto the metaphoric trophy and ripped it from its pedestal, only take it with me. (Y'all lost and I won.)

Nope, a newcomer. Wanderer.

Pack it up boys, only room for one victor here.

985

ENFP Extravert(33%) iNtuitive(50%) Feeling(25%) Perceiving(22)% You have moderate preference of Extraversion over Introversion (33%)You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (50%)You have moderate preference of Feeling over Thinking (25%)You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (22%)Sounds like me.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiGKxCAg_0o LA Noire theme.

1. What is your favourite animal? And why do you like it? Humans, the most accomplished and intelligent species on planet earth. Invented abstract concepts in an effort to understand the universe. Basically invented the abstract concept, which is, in itself, an abstract concept. Human intelligence and its capability of understanding the entire universe and giving a person meaning outside of the evolutionary need to reproduce is amazing. 2. This question is harder. What is your second favourite animal? And why do you like it? Bonobos, second most intelligent species. Basically like a human being, self-aware, but of lower intelligence and much lesser language capabilities. Also they seem to have great lives, enjoying food and sex without the intense burden that humans have, the knowledge of mortality. 3. What is your favourite hot drink? And why do you like it? A tough one. Probably some french vanilla with a shot of some peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup. Cut with a small amount of creamer for texture. Probably a spoonful of sugar in there too for good measure. I've got a sweet tooth.

Europe.

Robots.

Playstation.

Shakespeare.

Homemade potato croquettes. Battered in breadcrumbs and spices and then fried in in a pot. Best served with complimentary spices and sauces.http://puu.sh/5Ozto.jpg