Pride Assassin

Granted. It has hereby been striken from Swahili. I wish muff cabbage upon my enemies!

Granted. Now you ARE French. poor bastard. I wish for a plague upon the Houses of Congress.

ZOMG IT'S A SAMUS! 10/10

Granted, but Santa dies satisfying the sheer gluttony. Last. Christmas. EVER. I wish the moon would slam into the Earth.

I know someone into geocaching, it sounds very similar.

Make money off that sumbitch. What would you do if you woke up deaf?

I know you... sorta. but not really. Fame is a mother****er and i wouldn't wish that on anyone. 6/10 You're movin' on up in the world, anyway. :awesomeiron:

IN my hand? Restock my trophies. What would you do if it were raining bacon?

Guns. CQC and CQB. I help train local PD agencies and SWAT. Muay Thai. Jiu Jitsu. The real ****, not that Brazilian sport ****, although they have some excellent techniques as well. Reading. Guitar. Bass. Drums.

/B/tards are Ugly Masturbating Pukefaces

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKUZDpZYioQ&feature=BF&list=PLBF091430A26B1377&index=3 Taste like addiction Smells like addiction This is addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction You haven't eaten in days and your gums are bleeding Swearing to God the pipe's all you're needing It's robbing or stealing or turning a trick You do whatever it takes to suck on the Devil's dick The more you feed it, the harder it is to tame Taking in the Beast, playing it like a game Lying to yourself saying the same old **** "I don't need it, I just don't want to quit" Taste like addiction Smells like addiction This is addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction The hunger of addiction calls There's nothing romantic about going through withdrawals You're craving a sample well, here's just a taste Picking and scratching the scabs on your face Your life support system's a syringe Killing a piece of your soul every time you binge Praying to God and begging for forgiveness Knowing damn well that you can't keep going on like this This is addiction Feed the addiction This is addiction Taste like addiction Smells like addiction This is addiction I won't give up the plot but here's a few surprises Muscle spasms, you're puking as your temperature rises Led off to slaughter like a heard of cattle The demons inside have won the battle The Devil takes another soul to burn What does it take for another fool to learn The ritual's over as another one dies The ritual begins as another one tries It's a feeding time... It's your feeding time It's a feeding time... It's your feeding time It's a feeding time... It's your feeding time It's a feeding time... Feeding...the monster! Cursing at God and praying to die... Cursing at God and praying to die... Cursing at God and begging to die... Cursing at God and begging to die... Taste like addiction Smells like addiction This is addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction Cursing at God and praying to die... Cursing at God and praying to die...

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any random crap

crackheads

trial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHAwWUx21U Stupid emo Pappa Roach got famous straight up jacking a riff from here. Shameful.

Swiper no swiping!

Not quite.

Rather short lived win there, cadet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_PgJSPRg2A

Fight Club

Hell no. Kasabian?

prostitute