the sun

 

Are men from mars?

nope

 

does your feet stink?

nope

 

how do you get to seseme street?

you cant

 

what is your job

button pusher

 

Who's your favorite actor / actress?

Dont have one

 

favorite sports team

That depends

 

In which sport?

Dodgeball

 

Where my hat is at?

on ur butt

what should i have for dinner?

good food

 

what's 1 + 1?

859

 

how do you make wine?

add yeast to grape juice

 

how do you make beer?

By opening the can

 

What´s your favorite one?

all

 

Who's your number one?

dunno

 

favorite bands?

Rubber

 

Pi or pie?

pi

 

cake or pie?

The cake is a lie, so I pick pie.

 

 

Apples or Tangerines?

apples

 

apples or oranges

oranges

 

death by rattlesnake venom or death by asphyxiation?

rattle snake, but only if i get to eat it first

would you rather eat the goat or the rabbit?

Goat. More meat man. And rattlesnake is yummy.

 

Why aren't I sleeping?

because you have work in an hour

 

why was I sleeping

cuz yur mom said so

 

why was i up for 19 hours straight?

because you had too much coffee