i attack your hill form my hill so your hill is not a hill anymore

I win this "battle of the hills", so I am still king of the hill.

nope i am king

I'm King...of gravedigging

I dont think this is stating you are king but posting the act of overthrowing the king. Since you are all verbally stating you are kings, I will physically take it over with an invasion while you talk politics.

You're not invading MY hill.

I mine out the hill, causing Blaskowicz to fall through the ensuing sinkhole. i claim what's left of the hill.

Well I found a hill below that one, and it's mine as well.

I shot Blask and took it over

I dropped dynamite into the hole where ^these two are fighting and claim the rubble.

I blew off 310hs5a head and rebuilt the hill to reclaim it

I dropped a nuke on Rhizo, overthrowing him

 

I take Hill

I'm resistant like a cockroach, I retake hill

I squish cockroach, the Hill remains mine

You squashed my wife, i eat you

Winning!

No Sir, You Never Won The Hill

/me throws a rock at rhizo

 

/me conquers hill

/me become conscious and throws a boulder at angel and takes hill

/me gets squashed.

 

/me descends from the heavens since mortals cannot kill angels.

 

/me swats Rhizo aside and retakes hill

Chloroforms Angel, takes hill

*uses Rhizo's own chloroform bottle to beat him up and takes hill

Wakes Up, grabs a shard of glass and stabs Theo to take the hill

I train the local farmers to create a guerrilla militia to forcefully take the hill, executing all prisoners

Escapes and bombs hill with drones and retakes the hill