I air-drop in, knifing you in the back and tossing you off the hill. I take the hill.

I take advantage of your calm and throw you off the hill, taking the throne

Takes over the throne, because he's known to go afk

Taking the thrown since i am clearly present

Removed the throne because I'm a better spammer

Retake the throne because i have twice the number of posts

Retakes it from his lack as of late

Retaken since today is an off day

make a witch trail and burn him

Turns him into a newt...takes hill

Throws him into a river

 

take hill in mean time

Befriends a Crocodile and get's him to eat Angel

 

Now me and the croc are homies on the hill

I befriend a hippo which tears up the crocodile

 

I reclaim the hill

Shoots Hippo who falls and crushes Angel

 

Retakes Hill

Has an assassin kill Rhizo

 

Claims Hill!

Turns Into Zombie, bites and kills Theo

 

Claims Hill!

Calls Torquemada, waits, claims hill!

Sends thousands of rats after Theo.  Retakes hill

Bribes sad rats with cheese and sends them back to Rhizo

 

Takes hill!

After a month you leave the hill and have forgotten about it.

My hill

Takes a forest firefighting plane and instead of filling with water fill it with Sulfuric Acid. Fly over the hill and dumps the Sulfuric Acid on Ernie head and then parachutes down onto the hill.

 

Edit: in cause he not dead: places C4 on Ernie and pushes him off the hill. 

 

 

Main Routes of Exposure: Inhalation. Skin contact. Eye contact.

• Inhalation: Not expected to be an inhalation hazard unless heated or misted. VERY TOXIC, can cause death. Can cause severe irritation of the nose and throat. Can cause life-threatening accumulation of fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema). Symptoms may include coughing, shortness of breath, difficult breathing and tightness in the chest. Long-term damage may result from a severe short-term exposure.
• Skin Contact: CORROSIVE. Contact can cause pain, redness, burns, and blistering. Permanent scarring can result. A severe exposure can cause death.
  Eye Contact: CORROSIVE. Contact causes severe burns with redness, swelling, pain and blurred vision. Permanent damage including blindness can result.
• Ingestion: Can burn the lips, tongue, throat and stomach. Symptoms may include nausea, vomiting, stomach cramps and diarrhea. Permanent damage can result. Can cause death.
• Effects of Long-Term (Chronic) Exposure: At low concentrations: Can cause dry, red, cracked skin (dermatitis) following skin contact. At high concentrations: May wear away tooth enamel when breathed in. May harm the respiratory system. Can irritate and inflame the airways.
• Carcinogenicity: Not known to cause cancer. Strong inorganic mists containing sulfuric acid are carcinogenic to humans. Has been associated with: cancer of the larynx, lung cancer.

Invades the hill with Ns instead of &s

 

I retake the hill

If I free my mind the hill will follow. My spirit-self leaks from my third eye and freaks out AngelCruzdelaSant by making the hill vibrate colors. Once he abandons the psychedelic wonderland, I inhabit it as my own rainbow paradise.

http://gp1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/802892/production_public/Artist/3421621/image/1371293289_ThirdEyeAwakening.jpg

I hire all the hippies as office workers and kill there free spirits and level the hill to build a tower block.

I Infiltrate Tower Block, Then Fart, tower block evacuated, I take high position.