Then a huge wham!

Spam made of ram!

Then the ram crossed the dam 

Damn! The dam was rammed!

However, the dam wasn't able to hold much longer..

When a deluge of green tea came from the heavens

it made everyone happy and

cry British tears of joy.

So that the world

would know the exquisite taste

of Italian food 

of English cooking. Then old

navy started to sail across the 

Great white sea ..

where the Great White Fleet sailed on

The back of an elderly lunch lady.

Theodore Roosevelt carried a big stick 

to fight off the walkers

And so he smacked them 

right on the cheek

And hit them again 

Until they fell overboard into

The abyss and the waters

where shark were

singing and swimming