so nobody liked him 

And he was sent to..

a hospital where 

He tried to become a...

superstar and he failed to 

drop the bass

and then he 

went back to Sheboygan

and started to make 

cinnamon rolls with hot glaze

and he started to eat them

viciously while also

he tired to date a girl 

she thought he tired well

but he didn't so she dumped him

this sparked an existential crisis

that bursted into a Spring 

which brought forth bountiful

Food that tasted

like the mixture of meat

that was sprinkled with 

vegetables of all kind

then he tried to 

finish the job well done

but he wasn't able to