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The rules are simple! Each poster will add his or her own 3-6 word fragment sentence to add on to the previous post! The object of this is to make the longest spam story ever!!! 

 

I will begin....

 

 

Once upon a time.....


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There was a homeless man..


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He lived on the corner of....


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McDonald, with his two old cats...


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Bananas are genetically identical!


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Then the cats died.


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So he ate them.

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He then got up and began to....


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Pee infront of god's doorstep

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God then got up and...


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Took off his robe


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because this was serious.


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and he wasn't playing games


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Using his magic perineum,


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Which then turned the man into...


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A man-bear-pig, the man decided....

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to tap dance at Vaudeville

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While drinking

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Cocaine, which caused him to..


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create his own co-star

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Who then looked at the man and...


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