Granted, but no one wants to play with them

 

I wish for a Big Mac

Granted, but its frozen.

 

 

 

I wish for my kids to all be in school.

Granted but it's home school

 

I was for a dollar

FML.

 

 

Granted, but you drop it in a sewer.

 

 

I wish for more guns.

Granted. Pop guns

 

I wish for two dollars

Granted, but its 2 one dollar bills shred in pieces

 

I wish for a brand new dedicated Lamborghini

Granted. It's titled under my name. And I get the car

 

I wish I had a book

Granted, but there's no text included

 

I wish to visit Sweden

Granted but you're only sent there because you are being extradited on murder charges

 

I wish for a cookie

Granted, but the cookie is too ordinary, so you throw it away

 

I wish for the wall

Granted. You're on the wrong side of the wall

 

I wish i could sleep

Granted, but you never wake up

 

I wish to build a snowman

Granted. It melts

 

I wish ibhad pizza

Granted, but there's too much oil which ruins the pizza

Granted nothing happens cause you didn't make a wish and you die

 

 

I wish for a sunday

Granted, but thoughts of monday ruin the whole day

 

I wish to become a parkour master

granted, but parkour is useless 

 

i wish for a new phone screen 

Granted, but everytime you touch it it cracks

 

I wish for some freedom to do stuff in my life.

Granted. You now have all the time in the world bcause you're in jail

 

I wish my customer had good credit

Granted, but you have no customers since you spend your day on the IRON forums spamming

 

I wish Brewers would get a cookie

Granted, but its raisin bran.

 

I wish I had graduated

Granted, but you graduate to become a cadet

 

I wish I won't mentor FrigidInferno, so he would fail the test

Granted, but because of it, he goes rogue and PZI, PZT, and PZL you for the rest of time.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't cold.

Granted, but you manage to burn your home down and it's even colder

 

I wish Lachiton would go inactive

Don't worry, I won't burn my house down lol

 

Granted, but Lachiton takes you with him.

 

I wish my oldest kid would stop waking the other two up at 6:30!!