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#361
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Granted, but instead of pizza sauce it is blood and instead cheese it is shredded skin.

 

I wish for the time to go to the gym everyday.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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#362
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thats a turn on ;)

 

Granted but you are too weak to lift anything

 

I wish I didnt have to wake up at 5am to lift lol



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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#363
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Granted, but you never wake up again.

 

I wish I had a pitcher of margs.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Granted, but you are to much of a light weight to consume more than one serving

I wish I didn't have to go to work at 3am

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Granted, because you will never leave work again.

 

I wish I had Sugar Bowl tickets.

 

 

(and just cuz im a light weight dont mean I wont drink past my abilities.)


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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granted but the game gets canceled

 

I wish i could get drunk at work with zero repercussions 



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, but to cause the drinking the Packers will never win another game.

 

I wish I didn't have to work.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Granted, but you will be unemployed for the rest of your life

 

I wish i was more consistent with my spamming


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Granted, but you will die sitting at the computer from a mixture of starvation and dehydration.

 

I wish my husband would let me buy the poodle I found.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Granted, but your poodle will constantly relieve him/herself all around your house 

 

I wish i could talk to animals


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Granted, but they are all charlie the unicorn style annoying.

 

I wish I had an unlimited Build-A-Bear Budget.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Granted, but build-a-bear closes down in two days.

I wish I had more time to game.
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Granted but you don't own any games and never will

I wish MsShawdi would shoe foot plz finaly


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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, but the attachment never loads.

 

I wish I could go on vacation.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Granted but it's to North Korea

I wish I had chicken tenders


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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, but they are made of the same ingredients of the McRib.

 

I wish I had more than 4 eggs in the fridge.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Granted, you have 5614561468456135646846556484656 rotten eggs in the fridge and you cant get rid of the smell

 

I wish I got paid money to spam IRON's forums 



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, but the money goes into an account that you can see but never touch.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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granted, but you get fired for it

 

I wish I could sleep in for once



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Granted, but you lose all your muscles overnight.

I wish LordSunday wasnt leaving for 2 weeks.

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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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