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Corrupt A Wish

Started By RearviewRover , Feb 13 2017 06:27 AM

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#341
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 01:48 AM

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Granted but it's only part one of three and the author will never finish the other 2 parts. It also left off on a cliffhanger.

I wish I could learn to fucking aim in video games.


Nukes taken for IRON: 4 (9/24/2018)
Enemy Soldiers Killed: 32,636 Tanks Destroyed: 1,311
Enemy Air Craft Destroyed: 81 Enemy Navy Destroyed: 0
Enemy Infrastructure Destroyed: 538.8 Tech Destroyed/Stolen: 103.16
Land Destroyed/Stolen: 8.106 Enemy Nation Strength Lost: 2,144.66

Soldier's Sacrificed for IRON: 32,636
9/25/2018
"These are rookie numbers, get those up" - my inner war demon

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#342
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Posted 24 September 2018 - 03:43 PM

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granted but u always die anyways

 

 

i wish i could fly



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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#343
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Posted 24 October 2018 - 05:57 AM

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granted, but you can only go up, not down or sideways. 

 

I wish I could be three inches taller. 


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Posted 24 October 2018 - 01:54 PM

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granted but you shirk an inch per hour for the rest of your life after that

 

 

I wish i had season tickets for the packers



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#345
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Posted 24 October 2018 - 02:32 PM

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Granted, but they moved their home ground to the other end of the world.

 

I wish nobody could corrupt by wish.



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#346
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Posted 24 October 2018 - 02:38 PM

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granted, but the SBG kills you for unrelated reasons

 

 

I wish i won the lotto last night :(



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#347
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Posted 24 October 2018 - 03:00 PM

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granted, but you have to donate every last penny of your money (including the one you'll earn in future).

 

I wish the lotto did not exist



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Posted 24 October 2018 - 03:09 PM

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granted, and it causes massive riots and millions of people die

 

 

i wish i didnt have a stomach ache 



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#349
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Posted 24 October 2018 - 03:20 PM

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granted, but now you have chronic pain everywhere else in your body for rest of your life.

 

i wish there was a way to resolve global warming.



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Posted 24 October 2018 - 03:27 PM

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granted, the world ends.  no more global warming

 

 

I wish water got me drunk



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 24 October 2018 - 03:34 PM

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granted, but there's no more water left on earth.

 

i wish i could catch up to all the latest tv series.



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Posted 24 October 2018 - 04:36 PM

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granted but they all get canceled

 

I wish it was thursday 



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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 25 October 2018 - 04:32 AM

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granted, but one more day is added to the work week 

 

I wish I would stop procrastinating so much


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Posted 26 October 2018 - 02:45 PM

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granted but you never have free time now

 

 

I wish I didnt drink that energy drink



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 08:05 AM

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granted, but you have to drink coffee every hour for the rest of your life

 

I wish my laptop would function properly


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Posted 05 November 2018 - 03:27 PM

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granted, I steal it and it starts working just fine for me

 

I wish everything was perfect in my life and always will be perfect with nothing bad ever happens to me or anyone else and I live for another 70 years



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:39 PM

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granted, but you will be in a coma while this all happened. You would be unaware that all of it was just a dream.

 

I wish i didn't have to ever pay for gas


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"Only the dead have seen the end of war."

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:41 PM

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granted, you dont have to pay for gas cause youre dead in my basement

 

I wish people would spam the forums more so I can pass Betsy



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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:51 PM

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Granted, but she betrays IRON because of you.

 

I wish I could have every book my heart desires at no monetary cost.


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Ok, lunch time.

everyone needs to get ready for night time at lunch time so you can prepare for breakfast. The shield agents run on food

So what’s for lunch?


Tacos. Wal-mart truck meat tacos.



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Posted 02 December 2018 - 04:46 AM

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Granted but you don't know how to read

I wish I had pizza


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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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