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I wish my credit score was higher.
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Corrupt A Wish
Started By
RearviewRover
, Feb 13 2017 06:27 AM
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#22
Posted 03 May 2017 - 02:27 AM
King Cankles
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,190 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:601502
- Souls Baptized:232,393
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:King Cankles
Granted, but it's so high that the IRS accuses you of hacking (or some shit like that) and you're thrown in jail and anally violated.
I wish I had a laptop :/
I wish I had a laptop :/
“You have to accept yourself as God. You have to realize you’re just the Devil just as much as you’re God, that you’re everything and you’re nothing at all.”
-CM
Anally pounded by 5 nukes thus far. 1st nuke taken for IRON on 7/1/17
#23
Posted 03 May 2017 - 08:19 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted, but your graphics card will not be able to support porn.
I wish I was a sith lord
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#24
Posted 03 May 2017 - 08:50 PM
King Cankles
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,190 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:601502
- Souls Baptized:232,393
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:King Cankles
Granted, but you'd be like Darth Maul and only get a short fight scene.
I wish my job paid more.
I wish my job paid more.
“You have to accept yourself as God. You have to realize you’re just the Devil just as much as you’re God, that you’re everything and you’re nothing at all.”
-CM
Anally pounded by 5 nukes thus far. 1st nuke taken for IRON on 7/1/17
#25
Posted 04 May 2017 - 03:53 PM
#26
Posted 04 May 2017 - 07:25 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but the only reason there is peace is because nuclear war killed everything and everyone on earth.
I wish I had a pizza
Have you seen clone wars?
I wish I had a pizza
Granted, but you'd be like Darth Maul and only get a short fight scene.
I wish my job paid more.
Have you seen clone wars?
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#28
Posted 05 May 2017 - 02:13 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but you get this 2002 crv we have on our car lot(I sell cars), and they car shakes and grinds if you go over like 15 mph
I wish for a steak
I wish for a steak
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#29
Posted 10 May 2017 - 05:38 AM
RearviewRover
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- Dishonoured - TRAITOR
- 994 posts
Baptized
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:599455
- Souls Baptized:167,084
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:RearviewRover
Granted, but it's human meat and you are henceforth frowned upon in most societies.
I wish I hadn't lost my sunglasses last week.
#30
Posted 10 May 2017 - 12:29 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but instead you lost your mind.
I wish I didn't have to work today
I wish I didn't have to work today
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#31
Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:08 AM
King Cankles
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,190 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:601502
- Souls Baptized:232,393
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:King Cankles
Granted, but the reason you aren't at work is because your held captive as Hillary Clintions sex slave
I wish I could talk to females.
I wish I could talk to females.
“You have to accept yourself as God. You have to realize you’re just the Devil just as much as you’re God, that you’re everything and you’re nothing at all.”
-CM
Anally pounded by 5 nukes thus far. 1st nuke taken for IRON on 7/1/17
#32
Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:41 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but you are also held captive with me by Hillary Clinton and forced to talk to her every second for the rest of your life
I wish the Cubs don't win a single game ever again
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#33
Posted 13 May 2017 - 06:16 AM
RearviewRover
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- Dishonoured - TRAITOR
- 994 posts
Baptized
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:599455
- Souls Baptized:167,084
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:RearviewRover
Granted, they never win a single game ever again... because baseball is banned across the globe and ceases to exist as a sport, forever.
I wish this blasted war would end. I'm tired of only ever having useless turtles in my range.
I wish this blasted war would end. I'm tired of only ever having useless turtles in my range.
#34
Posted 13 May 2017 - 11:46 AM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but it ends because Cybernations is shut down for good due to a virus you got from watching too much porn.
I wish I wasn't cold
I wish I wasn't cold
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#35
Posted 14 May 2017 - 01:50 AM
King Cankles
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,190 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:601502
- Souls Baptized:232,393
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:King Cankles
Granted. You die of heat stroke.
I wish I had a blizzard from DQ
I wish I had a blizzard from DQ
“You have to accept yourself as God. You have to realize you’re just the Devil just as much as you’re God, that you’re everything and you’re nothing at all.”
-CM
Anally pounded by 5 nukes thus far. 1st nuke taken for IRON on 7/1/17
#37
Posted 14 May 2017 - 12:43 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted. Instead you die
I wish I had a puppy
I wish I had a puppy
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#38
Posted 15 May 2017 - 01:19 AM
King Cankles
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 1,190 posts
Tempered IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:601502
- Souls Baptized:232,393
- Squadron:Delta
- Discord ID:King Cankles
Granted, but it has 2 heads and rabies.
I wish I didn't have to rehearse graduation.
I wish I didn't have to rehearse graduation.
“You have to accept yourself as God. You have to realize you’re just the Devil just as much as you’re God, that you’re everything and you’re nothing at all.”
-CM
Anally pounded by 5 nukes thus far. 1st nuke taken for IRON on 7/1/17
#39
Posted 15 May 2017 - 01:29 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted, but that is actually because they made a mistake and it turns out you failed.
I wish it was lunch time
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
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