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Granted but the year is 1861. And, you are Abraham Lincoln.
I wish somone would cut my grass.
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Corrupt A Wish
Started By
RearviewRover
, Feb 13 2017 06:27 AM
#61
Posted 01 June 2017 - 02:52 AM
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#62
Posted 01 June 2017 - 04:18 AM
RearviewRover
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- Dishonoured - TRAITOR
- 994 posts
Baptized
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:599455
- Souls Baptized:167,084
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:RearviewRover
Granted, but they do such a horrible job, it would have been better off to leave it uncut.
I wish I followed a better sleeping schedule.
#63
Posted 01 June 2017 - 01:06 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
Granted but you never wake up
I wish this dog was mine
I wish this dog was mine
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#65
Posted 02 June 2017 - 05:54 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but it makes you lose your mind and you go crazy and die
i wish i could enjoy this beautiful weather
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#67
Posted 02 June 2017 - 09:52 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but you cannot eat because your mouth is glued shut
I wish my co workers would stop stealing my pens
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#69
Posted 02 June 2017 - 11:12 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted, I am now on your tv 24/7 every single channel for the rest of your life 
I wish it was 9pm
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#70
Posted 02 June 2017 - 11:20 PM
Count Lugosi
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 132 posts
Wrought IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:604420
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
Granted. You find yourself in the middle of the atlantic ocean where it is currently 9 PM. Hope you're a good swimmer.
I wish I had my own private island kingdom out of the path of any hurricanes. (Not gonna make it THAT easy for you 
)
#71
Posted 03 June 2017 - 12:13 AM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but instead it is on a fault line and sinks because of an earthquake
i wish i had a donkey
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#73
Posted 04 June 2017 - 11:36 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but then your nation gets deleted on accident due to a server malfunction
I wish you would change your picture on here to a selfie of me
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#74
Posted 05 June 2017 - 04:09 AM
Count Lugosi
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 132 posts
Wrought IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:604420
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
Granted, but everyone thinks it's too scary for the forums so I have to change it back.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an oscar mayer wiener. Everyone would be in love with me!
#75
Posted 05 June 2017 - 02:26 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but you are forgot in the package and start to get moldy so you get thrown away and no one loves you
i wish i had off work today
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#76
Posted 05 June 2017 - 02:28 PM
Count Lugosi
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 132 posts
Wrought IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:604420
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
Granted. Work now feels a little off today. You think all your coworkers might have been replaced by aliens.
I wish it wasn't raining so I could play mini-golf 
#77
Posted 05 June 2017 - 02:30 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted. instead there are fireballs falling from the sky and gale force winds. I think the world is ending
I wish I was drunk
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#79
Posted 05 June 2017 - 09:20 PM
brewersalliance
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- Foreign Diplomat
- 17,811 posts
Theo's Defeat
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:602775
- Souls Baptized:1539600
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
- Discord ID:brewersalliance
granted but it sucks
i wish it was my birthday
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#80
Posted 06 June 2017 - 12:08 AM
Count Lugosi
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- NM⎪Inactive
- 132 posts
Wrought IRON
- Resources:
- CN Nation ID:604420
- Souls Baptized:0
- Squadron:Foreign Diplomat
Granted, but it's just as bad as when you wished for it on page 3 and you get stuck in a groundhog day loop of crappy birthdays and pigeons pooping on your head.
I wish I knew where the rebel base was so I could get my death star plans back.
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