False

 

TNP has one of those two letter nicknames like "TJ"

False, nothing that cool

 

TNP prefers StarTrek over Star Wars

False

 

TNP hates brewers sig

False, I LOVE IT

 

TNP wants Brewers to make his sig bigger

False

 

TNP thinks Brewers compensates for something with his big sig

False, brewers has a huge dong

 

TNP is tired

True... basically all the time

 

TNP memorized the Periodic Table

True, 25 years ago, don't remeber much now though..

 

TNP has read "A Song of Ice and Fire"

True

 

TNP has a weird allergy 

False

 

TNP is self-employed

False

 

TNP has hugged a tree

false

 

TNP eats tofu

False

 

TNP's favorite meat is Beef

True

 

TNP is not an American 

True indeed

 

TNP has never been arrested

true

 

TNP has never stolen a vehicle 

True

 

TNP can type by touch

true, to a degree

 

TNP is going to consume alchoholic beverages this weekend

False.

 

TNP is going to smoke a cigar this weekend

True, and alcoholic beverages

 

TNP can factor a polynomial without looking up how to do it first

Probably true, haven't tried it since early 90's though

 

TNP has lost faith in humanity

True.

 

TNP played a team sport as a kid

True, still do 37 yrs after my debut

 

TNP goes hunting occasionally

False

 

TNP owns a firearm (legally of course)

False 

 

TNP has never visited a country outside their own.