false

 

TNP has won money from a scratch off lotto ticket 

 

 

False. I can drive both automatic ans stick shift cars.

 

lol congrats on being able to drive an automatic transmission

I know, right

 

True. Not much though.

 

TNP has read Uncle Tom's Cabin

Who hasn't

 

TNP has never got a speeding ticket

False

 

TNP chews tobacco 

False

 

TNP speaks spanish

False

 

TNP speaks French

Faux

 

TNP has been to Disney World

True

 

TNP thinks that at least 1 Adam Sandler movie is funny

True, but probably not many more than 1

 

TNP has watched all the twilight movies 

False. I had the misfortune of seeing one without audio (long distance bus ride) and was later diagnosed with minor head trauma as a direct consequence.

 

TNP has heard Jordan Peterson speak at a live event

False, idk who that even is

 

TNP has sharted at least once in their life 

True

 

TNP owns at least 3 sunglasses

False

 

TNP has never been hospitalized 

True, had lots of visits to the ER though..

 

TNP is/was a belieber

False

 

TNP is left handed

False.

 

TNP’s power level is over 9000

False/dunno

 

TNP is at work

True

 

TNP jerks off to granny porn 

False

 

TNP jerks off to gay porn (not lesbian)

False

 

TNP has spent a night in jail

False

 

TNP has spent a night in detox

Incredibly enough, false

 

TNP can't swim

False

 

TNP does coke

False, rarely even do cola.

 

TNP has never had a 1 night stand. 

False

 

TNP has touched a dick other than their own