OH GOD, OH YES, GIVE ME THAT IRON ROD!!!!  ITS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

Players:

 

1. 
   
2. Canik, Jenna Jameson, a cock blocker died N2
   
3. Colonel Medved, gonorrhea, a Cupid STD was eradicated n3
   
4. Eogrim, Trojan Condoms, a town doctor died n4
   
5. Jazzy, Riley Reid, a town supersaind died n4
   
6. KevinH, Mia Khalifa, a Vanilla female porn star tested positive for herpes N1
   
7. MK
   
8. Nadar/Canik 2.0
   
9. Rafay Mandingo, a vanilla male porn star was lynched d4
   
10. Rizoctonia
    
11. SeaBeeGipson, Herpes, a bulletproof STD was eradicated D3
    
12. The Warrior
    
13. Velocity, Bridget the Midget, a porn star cop, tested positive for gonorrhea n3
    

 

Rules

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• During the day phase each player may speak and vote in-thread.
  
• If a player receives the majority of the available votes during the day, they are lynched.
  
• At deadline, a player with half-majority will be lynched.
  
• If two players have reached half-majority and have the same number of votes, the player who reached that number of votes first will be lynched.
  
• You may not vote No Lynch- if anyone votes no lynch, even as a troll vote, I will randomly mod kill someone ELSE from your faction
  
• If no player reaches the half majority I will randomly mod kill one player from the bottom half of the post count
  
• After the day, the game goes to night.
  
• The game thread is closed during the night. Only mafia may speak to each other at night.
  
• All active roles may submit actions via PM at night.
  
• The mafia can, as a faction, kill one player at night.
  
• After the night, the game goes to day.
  
• All dead players (lynched or killed) can no longer participate in the game.
  
• Basic rules for maintaining the integrity of the game thread are in effect (i.e. players may not quote their Role PMs, nor may they discuss the game outside the game thread unless otherwise permitted, etc.)
  
• The game is won when only one faction remains in the game.
  
• Mass role-claiming is not allowed, but you may reveal your role if you have something interesting to share.
  
• You may pm me questions or ask them in the game thread but you may not get an answer to some things.
  
• When voting, please enter your vote on a separate line of your post so that it isn't easily missed.
  
• Various Sanity's may or may not be in play
  
• Mafia has Day Talk
  

ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IS REQUIRED.

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• ​All players are required to post a minimum 3 times per day. Any player who does not meet the required post counts will be subject to a mod kill. A mod kill and a lynch may both happen at my discretion. If multiple players do not meet the requirement, each player may be subject to a mod kill at my discretion.
  

Edited August 17, 20197 yr by brewersalliance

“Alright everyone, gather round.  I am sure all of you know me or have seen my videos, but for those who have not, yes I am the legendary producer and director, Dirty Randy.  I want to welcome each and every one of you to the filming of The IRON Dong.  This is gonna be one wild orgy!  We have some of the top performers in the word here today, so we are in for a crazy ride!  Lets get dirty, lets get nasty, and please, no spreading STDs!”

 

Vote Count

 

Canik

Colonel Medved

Eogrim

Jazzy

KevinH

MK

Nadar

Rafay

Rizoctonia

SeaBeeGipson

The Warrior

Velocity

 

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch or 4 at deadline.

Deadline is 7/8/19 at 2pm CN time

 

It is now D1

FIRST

 

Vote: SBG

Being early in porn is not a good thing

Being early in porn is not a good thing

 

Actually for females it's not the worst thing.

Two new roles I want to point out:

 

 

• You may not vote No Lynch- if anyone votes no lynch, even as a troll vote, I will randomly mod kill someone ELSE from your faction
• If no player reaches the half majority I will randomly mod kill one player from the bottom half of the post count

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I feel like this game would be better suited for the NSFW forum.

I feel like this game would be better suited for the NSFW forum.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

Anyhow, the rules being the way they are, I'll kick this off with a vote for Velocity.

 

Vote: Velocity

If no player reaches the half majority I will randomly mod kill one player from the bottom half of the post count

This seriously sucks. We basically have to decide to legitimately lynch someone today with no evidence or Brewers gets to pick someone to bone. If you're town you need to be active so that there are fewer of us on the bottom half of the post count list.

 

With 12 players in the game we are likely looking at 3 s cum.

 

I feel like this game would be better suited for the NSFW forum.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

Anyhow, the rules being the way they are, I'll kick this off with a vote for Velocity.

 

Vote: Velocity

 

 

Sorry, I already kicked us off with a vote for SBG.

 

If no player reaches the half majority I will randomly mod kill one player from the bottom half of the post count

This seriously sucks. We basically have to decide to legitimately lynch someone today with no evidence or Brewers gets to pick someone to bone. If you're town you need to be active so that there are fewer of us on the bottom half of the post count list.

 

With 12 players in the game we are likely looking at 3 s cum.

 

 

 

Agree...rather half majority be needed on one person with the chance they aren't killed.

 

 

BTW, I'd totally bang my character role, no homo

Sorry, I already kicked us off with a vote for SBG.

Yeah, I saw that after I had posted..

 

 

With 12 players in the game we are likely looking at 3 s cum.

 

Scums gonna enjoy a 3-way inside an orgy. 

 

 

 

 

If no player reaches the half majority I will randomly mod kill one player from the bottom half of the post count

This seriously sucks. We basically have to decide to legitimately lynch someone today with no evidence or Brewers gets to pick someone to bone. If you're town you need to be active so that there are fewer of us on the bottom half of the post count list.

 

With 12 players in the game we are likely looking at 3 s cum.

 

 

 

 

Agree...rather half majority be needed on one person with the chance they aren't killed.

 

 

BTW, I'd totally bang my character role, no homo

We’ll be the judge of that after we figure out who you are.

FIRST

 

Vote: SBG

Oh yes guys, shes immediately coming for me.

 

And request change of game breaking rule. If you vote no lynch, someone from YOUR faction dies. Therefore, say someone is about to be lynched and thinks their PR is important, they can just vote NL and when a townie dies theyll say "see I'm town".

Oops.. Looks like you were a little bit premature on that one brewsky.

 

Just simplify it. If you vote for no lynch, even as a joke, you get mod-killed.

 

Another game, and a interesting theme. Should be fun!

 

Just remember folks, that Jesus is always watching

 

That being said...

 

Vote: Jazzy

A random kill from the bottom half has more probability of getting a scum than getting guided into a lynch by the scum among us.

My character plays for both sides.

 

And also,

Vote: Velocity.

You are dead this time.

My character plays for both sides.

 

And also,

Vote: Velocity.

You are dead this time.

 

No vendettas from previous games. You know how this works MK.

 

Another game, and a interesting theme. Should be fun!

 

Just remember folks, that Jesus is always watching

 

That being said...

 

Vote: Jazzy

 

 

Dong of Suspicion on Medved for sure.

 

 

My character plays for both sides.

 

And also,

Vote: Velocity.

You are dead this time.

No vendettas from previous games. You know how this works MK.

This is not from previous games.

This is because of the blasphemy he did in a discord server earlier today.

Happy 4th everyone!

 

 

 

My character plays for both sides.

 

And also,

Vote: Velocity.

You are dead this time.

No vendettas from previous games. You know how this works MK.

This is not from previous games.

This is because of the blasphemy he did in a discord server earlier today.

Hey dude all I said is that you aren't my granddad because my granddad is cooler, man.

 

 

(Ugh I hate quoting from my phone it never works)

Edited July 4, 20197 yr by Lord MK
Fixed it for you, kid. Love, granddaddy.

It really sucks we can't no lynch D1. I can only assume Mafia's powers are light tho. Or else Town will definitely get boned, on camera too