OH GOD, OH YES, GIVE ME THAT IRON ROD!!!!  ITS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

Players:

 

1. 
   
2. Canik, Jenna Jameson, a cock blocker died N2
   
3. Colonel Medved, gonorrhea, a Cupid STD was eradicated n3
   
4. Eogrim, Trojan Condoms, a town doctor died n4
   
5. Jazzy, Riley Reid, a town supersaind died n4
   
6. KevinH, Mia Khalifa, a Vanilla female porn star tested positive for herpes N1
   
7. MK
   
8. Nadar/Canik 2.0
   
9. Rafay Mandingo, a vanilla male porn star was lynched d4
   
10. Rizoctonia
    
11. SeaBeeGipson, Herpes, a bulletproof STD was eradicated D3
    
12. The Warrior
    
13. Velocity, Bridget the Midget, a porn star cop, tested positive for gonorrhea n3
    

 

Rules

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• During the day phase each player may speak and vote in-thread.
  
• If a player receives the majority of the available votes during the day, they are lynched.
  
• At deadline, a player with half-majority will be lynched.
  
• If two players have reached half-majority and have the same number of votes, the player who reached that number of votes first will be lynched.
  
• You may not vote No Lynch- if anyone votes no lynch, even as a troll vote, I will randomly mod kill someone ELSE from your faction
  
• If no player reaches the half majority I will randomly mod kill one player from the bottom half of the post count
  
• After the day, the game goes to night.
  
• The game thread is closed during the night. Only mafia may speak to each other at night.
  
• All active roles may submit actions via PM at night.
  
• The mafia can, as a faction, kill one player at night.
  
• After the night, the game goes to day.
  
• All dead players (lynched or killed) can no longer participate in the game.
  
• Basic rules for maintaining the integrity of the game thread are in effect (i.e. players may not quote their Role PMs, nor may they discuss the game outside the game thread unless otherwise permitted, etc.)
  
• The game is won when only one faction remains in the game.
  
• Mass role-claiming is not allowed, but you may reveal your role if you have something interesting to share.
  
• You may pm me questions or ask them in the game thread but you may not get an answer to some things.
  
• When voting, please enter your vote on a separate line of your post so that it isn't easily missed.
  
• Various Sanity's may or may not be in play
  
• Mafia has Day Talk
  

ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IS REQUIRED.

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• ​All players are required to post a minimum 3 times per day. Any player who does not meet the required post counts will be subject to a mod kill. A mod kill and a lynch may both happen at my discretion. If multiple players do not meet the requirement, each player may be subject to a mod kill at my discretion.
  

Edited August 17, 20197 yr by brewersalliance

 

 

Kevin H, Mia Khalifa, a Vanilla Porn Star contracted herpes and was fired N1  

 

Oh my God!! Hahahahah      . Kevin can't act for shit though. 

 

What's going on 2 cops?!! Why you guys are trying to confuse everyone??

Damn.

We lost Mia.

And Bridget is banging Johnny sins.

That's something, i tell you

Kevin H, Mia Khalifa, a Vanilla Porn Star contracted herpes and was fired N1

 

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! ...

 

I guess I really got the Iron Rod.

 

 

Kevin H, Mia Khalifa, a Vanilla Porn Star contracted herpes and was fired N1

 

 

 

Not Mia! she was to young (and hot) to die

 

With the two cops out and claiming scum, it seems we have two options. I'm going to hold off for the time being, due to the sanities in play i don't want to make the wrong choice. I will vote before deadline but will hold off on it until i look into some more research

Honestly, idk. I feel it weird with so few players to have cops. I honestly believe one of them is lying. I might be wrong, wont be the first time or the last, but as it stands I am not sure who to believe. Obviously eyes are going to be on TW and SBG. But we should also keep an eye on both Velocity and Rhiz. False RC happen all the time.

We should probably lynch one of the ppl they claim they got guilty on. TW or SBG

That should give us the most info, right? 

 

 

We should probably lynch one of the ppl they claim they got guilty on. TW or SBG That should give us the most info, right? 

 

This is a reasonable idea. 

[OOC] Come on people. Show your comrades some respect and nominate them for the awards they deserve.

 

https://ironcentral.org/community/topic/63287-scummies-2019-nominations/

I’ve already said my peace. I know that velocity’s result on me was incorrect. He is either being affected by a sanity or he is lying.

 

@SBG - you also have a guilty result on you. If either of the cops results is accurate, it has to be Rhizo’s. What do you have to say for yourself?

I have no clue who to believe. TW is the only one defending himself; however based on personal experience in this game I don't believe a single word TW says..for now I will try to trust him. Because I am going with TW at face value I will also have to believe Rhi's RC and throw my weight on that gangbang.

 

Vote: SBG

 

 

I don't believe a single word TW says

Understandable, he is extremely good at faking town. However, the one time I pushed for him to be lynched, he ended up actually being town. xD and he may be this time as well. He's doing well defending himself.

I would and will vote SBG too with how things stand.

Well why would a cop come out and claim their results on D2?

 

I know I'm town and I'm actually not thinking of a insane modifier nor a tailor, but potentially Rhizo is a jester. Theres funny stuff going on in the sheet and Brewers has added jesters before.

 

Fake claim a result D2, get me lynched, then gets lynched D3 and wins as hes a jester.

 

Of course he could be a cop (I doubt we have 2 cops in the midst) and a tailor hit me, or I have a hidden modifier showing im guilty.

 

I dont know what to say really except I know I'm town and lynching me will only bring us 1 townie down

Brewers took major slack for putting a jester in a game before, do you really think he would put it again.

 

 

Why would I come out D2 with results?  Because quite simply,  got a guilty on you which is good enough in my book, and I think the worst thing a Cop can do is die with such information.  Very likely that if Velocity is a cop (which I believe his claim), he's likely to be continuously protected if there's a cop, and scum will look outside him to kill in order to kill the doctor (unless they have a strongman) and that leaves me with the possibility of being killed.   

 

I felt it odd when Velocity RC'd cop, since I'm one.  I thought about RC'ing D1 countering him, but for him to claim cop as his role if he isn't would be a pretty ballsy and doubt scum would do that.  So I changed vote, and let see what comes at D2.  When Velocity got a guilty result, and I too got one, I felt as well that is was beneficial to town to know given one of us may have some odd modifier on our cop role, and better to figure out who it maybe is instead of going off Velocity's guilty result and possibly mislynch a town if it's him with a modifier.  That and it will surely make it interesting who Scum will now try to kill at night, given they have two cops to pick from and possibly a doctor to protect one....pick the wrong one and scum misses out on a kill.  If we can figure out who might be the non modifier cop and who has the modifier, and what the modifier is, we have the ability to produce 2 results a day on who is and isn't scum.   

 

I'm putting my money on SBG being scum from his responses, but people can choose how they want, but do think we need to target one of the two.  

 

 

Brewers took major slack for putting a jester in a game before, do you really think he would put it again.

Yes, I do. We're talking about the guy who @everyones even though he's been kicked and yelled at and all that. xD

You make some decent points in the rest of your post tho.

It seems to have gotten pretty quiet in here. I'm one to talk i suppose lol

 

It's definitely a hard choice for the day. Who knows if any sanities are in play between the two cops. TW comes across more town than SBG does, but like someone mentioned before; TW is good at it. Something about SBG keeps me thinking that him being scum could be very possible, his response didn't reassure me in any way as apposed to TW's responses thus far.

 

Something i found upon further inspection does seem off though, with the day ending without a lynch yesterday. Brewers mentioned that there would be a death if someone didn't hit deadline. 

 

As it stands, if no one is lynched, one of these 7 will be randomly mod killed Colonel Medved 7 Eogrim 5 Rafay 5 Jazzy95 4 Rhizoctonia 4 SeaBeeGipson 3

 

In the day end flavor text, it features Johnny Sin coming in a close call. So it seems Rhizo was selected randomly for the mod kill, but survived. Does that mean he had a lynchproof shot? Was that one of your abilities @Rhizoctonia?

 

Johnny Sins was going at it from behind with Bridget the midget. Mid thrust, the bed broke, and Johnny Sins fell. "Fuck" screened Dirty Randy. He saw Johnny Sins fall right towards a sharp metal rod. It totally would kill him... He thought.

No, i do not have that ability.  I noticed that as well, and spoke to Mod in private after seeing it asking if I was the one targeted for mod kill and was told no, so it's merely flavor.  I was told that he had no intention of actually mod killing, he just wanted to see what we would do if forced D1.   I'm not sure if he will verify this publicly or not, but you can surely ask him privately.  

 

And it wouldn't of been a lynch to begin with, it would of been a Mod kill, not a lynch.   I don't think any role, lynchproof/bulletproof/etc would supersede a mod kill.  

btw before the day ends I feel I should say - I have a little reason to be a little suspicious of Medved. Has nothing to do with posts and I can't say more now. The info could be useful to town one day tho, perhaps. So I leave it here for future consideration.

For today tho;

Vote SBG

He's been accused by Rhizo claiming cop. SBG's defense wasn't terribly impressive. Bringing up Jester was good but he seemed to stretch for other things. I feel a hint of scummy desperation there I think. 

Not sure how long until deadline either but I'm sure it's approching. Gotta make decisions soon.

Vote: TheWarrior

@Rhizoctonia & @Velocity

Was there any thing special about any of your RC's (e.g. flavour text etc) or your investigations?

 

No idea who's RC I should believe, if any. Could it be that either TW or SBG is a Miller (undisclosed)?

So far TW & SBG got two votes each. If no more info is coming forth, I'll most likely vote TW closer before nightfall.

@Rhizoctonia & @Velocity

Was there any thing special about any of your RC's (e.g. flavour text etc) or your investigations?

 

No idea who's RC I should believe, if any. Could it be that either TW or SBG is a Miller (undisclosed)?

So far TW & SBG got two votes each. If no more info is coming forth, I'll most likely vote TW closer before nightfall.

Nothing about flavor text, just

 

Guilty

 

I really hope somebody can decide once this so we can figure out which one of the cops is insane or not, rather than neither one of them being lynched and one of us cops potentially dying.

@Rhizoctonia & @Velocity

Was there any thing special about any of your RC's (e.g. flavour text etc) or your investigations?

 

No idea who's RC I should believe, if any. Could it be that either TW or SBG is a Miller (undisclosed)?

So far TW & SBG got two votes each. If no more info is coming forth, I'll most likely vote TW closer before nightfall.

There is no flavor, just guilty.

 

Only time I have seen Miller's used in a game on here they were told they were and they came out D1 claiming it, which I believe is the recommended play on Mafia scum wiki if I remember reading that back in the day.

 

Also SBG has 3 votes, Me, Nadarr and Canik.

And we all know Nadarr loves to vote for SBG. We should all get in on this bang. It'll be a fun little orgy.

This is turning to a good cumfest

You're right Rhiz, that is indeed the recommended play, I'm just looking for possible explanations for this game.

Also, the one bringing up SBG's responses from d1 had a point as well.

 

Vote: SBG

As I mentioned before, I'm more for an SBG lynch over TW as of right now. Since he is passed deadline votes, I'm going to hold off on adding my vote to prevent a hammer. I just hope Rhizo is sane

Well why would a cop come out and claim their results on D2?

 

I know I'm town and I'm actually not thinking of a insane modifier nor a tailor, but potentially Rhizo is a jester. Theres funny stuff going on in the sheet and Brewers has added jesters before.

 

Fake claim a result D2, get me lynched, then gets lynched D3 and wins as hes a jester.

 

Of course he could be a cop (I doubt we have 2 cops in the midst) and a tailor hit me, or I have a hidden modifier showing im guilty.

 

I dont know what to say really except I know I'm town and lynching me will only bring us 1 townie down

 

Interesting theory but I think you're reaching here. Brewers intentionally said that various sanities could be in play in this game in the rules. That was not included by accident. With two cops role claiming, it is far more likely that at least one of their results is doctored (especially given the 'sanities' note in the rules) than it is that Brewers included another Jester in one of his games. If Rhizo turns out to be a jester, than bravo to him for the play but it's not likely.

 

I know that the result Velocity received on me was inaccurate. Given that and the fact that sanities are most likely at play here, I am almost certain that Velocity is either an Insane Cop or a Paranoid Cop. A second investigation could clear that up if he receives a "Not Guilty" result on someone. It's unlikely that both cops are receiving doctored results so to me that means that you have to be scum because Rhizo's result would be accurate.

 

Vote: SeaBeeGipson

 

 

 

It seems to have gotten pretty quiet in here. I'm one to talk i suppose lol

 

It's definitely a hard choice for the day. Who knows if any sanities are in play between the two cops. TW comes across more town than SBG does, but like someone mentioned before; TW is good at it. Something about SBG keeps me thinking that him being scum could be very possible, his response didn't reassure me in any way as apposed to TW's responses thus far.

 

Something i found upon further inspection does seem off though, with the day ending without a lynch yesterday. Brewers mentioned that there would be a death if someone didn't hit deadline. 

 

 

As it stands, if no one is lynched, one of these 7 will be randomly mod killed Colonel Medved 7 Eogrim 5 Rafay 5 Jazzy95 4 Rhizoctonia 4 SeaBeeGipson 3

 

 

In the day end flavor text, it features Johnny Sin coming in a close call. So it seems Rhizo was selected randomly for the mod kill, but survived. Does that mean he had a lynchproof shot? Was that one of your abilities @Rhizoctonia?

 

Johnny Sins was going at it from behind with Bridget the midget. Mid thrust, the bed broke, and Johnny Sins fell. "Fuck" screened Dirty Randy. He saw Johnny Sins fall right towards a sharp metal rod. It totally would kill him... He thought.

 

 

Good catch. We still have not received a public explanation from Brewers why there wasn't a mod-kill. It's good that there wasn't since it would have most likely been a townie but it would be good if he'd address that for us nonetheless.