Parks and Recreation Mafia

 

 

Opening theme in nostalgic 8-bit form:

http://youtu.be/pnlaypZcYQk

 

Quote

Sample Role PM said:


You are a Member of the Pawnee Parks Department. Your power is in your vote.

You win when all threats to the Parks Department have been eliminated.

 

 

Players:
1) Brewersalliance (Chris Traeger), Pawnee City Manager and Rolestopper, has been threatened on night 2.

2) Colonel Medved (Ron Swanson), a 1-Shot Bulletproof Inventor and Head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department has locked himself in his office on day 5.

3) Eogrim (Greg Pikitis), a Non-Consecutive Night Serial Killer, was caught on day 5.

4) Finster Baby (Donna Meagle), Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department Personnel, received a very NSFW email on night 5.

5) iSocialism (Andy Dwyer), FBI Agent and Pawnee Shoe Shiner, is at the Doctor on day 3.

6) KevinH (April Ludgate), Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department Personnel, has had her desk vandalized on night 1.

7) Nadarr (Leslie Knope), Deputy Head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department, has been set up on day 2.

8) Rafay (Jeremy Jamm), a Bulletproof Pawnee City Councilor, has been caught on day 4.
9) Rhizoctonia

10) Velocity (Ben Wyatt), Pawnee Assistant City Manager, was hit with a bag of crap on night 1.

11) Wolfpacks
 

 

Rules:

• During the day phase each player may speak and vote in-thread.
• If a player receives the majority of the available votes during the day, they are lynched.
• At deadline, a player with half-majority will be lynched.
• If two players have reached half-majority and have the same number of votes, the player who reached that number of votes first will be lynched.
• You may vote no lynch.
• After the day, the game goes to night.
• The game thread is closed during the night. The mafia may speak to each other at night.
• All active roles may submit actions via PM at night.
• The mafia can, as a faction, kill one player at night.
• After the night, the game goes to day.
• All dead players (lynched or killed) can no longer participate in the game.
• Basic rules for maintaining the integrity of the game thread are in effect (i.e. players may not quote their Role PMs, nor may they discuss the game outside the game thread unless otherwise permitted, etc.)
• The game is won when only one faction remains in the game.
• Mass role-claiming is not allowed, but you may reveal your role if you have something interesting to share.
• You may pm me questions or ask them in the game thread but you may not get an answer to some things.
• When voting, please enter your vote on a separate line of your post so that it isn't easily missed.

• Active Participation Rule:
  All live players must make a minimum of 3 posts in the game thread per game day. Any player who does not meet the 3 post minimum on a given day will be subject to being mod-killed unless a legitimate reason for the lack of posting is communicated privately to the game mod. (In the event that something comes up that will prevent you from playing actively, please alert the mod so that a potential replacement can be found.) If multiple players have not met the post minimum on a given day, the player with the fewest overall posts will be mod-killed.

 

Game days will last seven days until there are fewer than seven players remaining. Then they will last as many days as there are players left.
Game Nights will last 48 hours.

Its day 1, what did you expect, substance?

Why yes I expect a list of exactly who is scum and a full paragraph of reasoning stating as to why they are scum. Why would I expect anything but!?

 

Its day 1, what did you expect, substance?

Why yes I expect a list of exactly who is scum and a full paragraph of reasoning stating as to why they are scum. Why would I expect anything but!?

 

My Scum team

 

me because I know my role

Velcocity- because SHE is 12 and refuses to admit it

TW- he is the mod but secretly playing

 

 

Its day 1, what did you expect, substance?

Why yes I expect a list of exactly who is scum and a full paragraph of reasoning stating as to why they are scum. Why would I expect anything but!?

 

My Scum team

 

me because I know my role

Velcocity- because SHE is 12 and refuses to admit it

TW- he is the mod but secretly playing

 

 

No paragraph. Fake news

Now my reckoning is Kev will be Town or could be scum with Rafay in one of his team and brewers being scum or town, these are the facts as I know it

 

 

 

 

 

Its day 1, what did you expect, substance?

Why yes I expect a list of exactly who is scum and a full paragraph of reasoning stating as to why they are scum. Why would I expect anything but!?

My Scum team

 

me because I know my role

Velcocity- because SHE is 12 and refuses to admit it

TW- he is the mod but secretly playing

No paragraph. Fake news

^^ This exactly. You failed.

They both fail always

 

 

Its day 1, what did you expect, substance?

 

Confessions!!! 

Now my reckoning is Kev will be Town or could be scum with Rafay in one of his team and brewers being scum or town, these are the facts as I know it

QFT

 

Its day 1, what did you expect, substance?

 

Confessions!!! 

 

Scum tell if I ever saw one.

Spectacles...testicles......wallet....watch.

I've heard that one! (and I laughed again)

This is my 3rd post.

Hey!

Eogrim 2
Rhizoctonia 2
iSocialism 1

Deadline is today, don't get mod-killed.

As of yet i see no guilt from anyone so my facts remain the same

 

Vote No Lynch

if day one is worthless, than all post from day one are worthless.

Thanks Rafay! I completely forgot about the deadline..

 

Vote: No Lynch

Thanks Rafay KevinH! I completely forgot about the deadline..

 

Vote: No Lynch

UNVOTE

 

Vote:  No Lynch

 

I see no reason to lynch anyone today.

We get post counts from Day 1.  

Don't hold my low count against me, though.

I've been kind of busy.

Vote Count

 

 

Brewersalliance (1): Rafay

Colonel Medved (0):

Eogrim (0):

Finster Baby (0):

iSocialism (0):

KevinH (0):

Nadarr (0):

Rafay (0):

Rhizoctonia (0):

Velocity (1): Brewersalliance

Wolfpacks (0):

 

No Lynch (4): KevinH, Wolfpacks, Eogrim, Finster Baby

 

Not Voting: Colonel Medved, iSocialism, Nadarr, Rhizoctonia, Velocity

 

With 11 players alive it take 6 to lynch or 3 at deadline.

Deadline will be at 3:00pm CN Server time on Wednesday, August 28th.

 

Currently in line to be mod-killed: iSocialism, Rhizoctonia

Checking in for my 3rd post. Thought I already had 3

No lunch is dumb as fuck. Okay I'm back to being inactive. Bye

No lunch is dumb as fuck. Okay I'm back to being inactive. Bye

Such a grump.

 

Clearly a scum tell.

No lunch is dumb as fuck. Okay I'm back to being inactive. Bye

Stop being inactive and gives us a better option

Leslie Knope sat in her office pouring over the information contained in the latest environmental impact study performed on lot 48. Every time she thought about lot 48 she was reminded of the pinky promise she made to her best friend, Ann Perkins, that it would some day become a Pawnee Park. Even though the lot was no longer known as the Sullivan Street Pit and was now a plot of level ground, she was driven by that sense of obligation to make the Pawnee Commons a reality.

 

There was a knock on her door. Leslie looked up from the report as Ron Swanson walked in with a smirk on his face.

 

"The kids are at it again in Ramsett Park."

 

"Crap," Leslie responded as she stood up and grabbed her purse.

 

"Yes, literally," Ron responded as he stepped aside to let Leslie pass.

 

This was the third time in the last two months that a group of Pawnee teenagers were seen running through Ramsett Park throwing discarded bags of dog crap at one another.

 

"Come on Tom," Leslie said to Tom Haverford. Tom grabbed his suit coat and followed Leslie out the door.

 

 

 

Vote Count

 

No Lynch (4): KevinH, Wolfpacks, Eogrim, Finster Baby

 

 

It is now night 1. Please submit any night actions to me in your personal role PM's by 3:00pm CN server time on Friday, August 30th.