Parks and Recreation Mafia

 

 

Opening theme in nostalgic 8-bit form:

http://youtu.be/pnlaypZcYQk

 

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Sample Role PM said:


You are a Member of the Pawnee Parks Department. Your power is in your vote.

You win when all threats to the Parks Department have been eliminated.

 

 

Players:
1) Brewersalliance (Chris Traeger), Pawnee City Manager and Rolestopper, has been threatened on night 2.

2) Colonel Medved (Ron Swanson), a 1-Shot Bulletproof Inventor and Head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department has locked himself in his office on day 5.

3) Eogrim (Greg Pikitis), a Non-Consecutive Night Serial Killer, was caught on day 5.

4) Finster Baby (Donna Meagle), Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department Personnel, received a very NSFW email on night 5.

5) iSocialism (Andy Dwyer), FBI Agent and Pawnee Shoe Shiner, is at the Doctor on day 3.

6) KevinH (April Ludgate), Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department Personnel, has had her desk vandalized on night 1.

7) Nadarr (Leslie Knope), Deputy Head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department, has been set up on day 2.

8) Rafay (Jeremy Jamm), a Bulletproof Pawnee City Councilor, has been caught on day 4.
9) Rhizoctonia

10) Velocity (Ben Wyatt), Pawnee Assistant City Manager, was hit with a bag of crap on night 1.

11) Wolfpacks
 

 

Rules:

• During the day phase each player may speak and vote in-thread.
• If a player receives the majority of the available votes during the day, they are lynched.
• At deadline, a player with half-majority will be lynched.
• If two players have reached half-majority and have the same number of votes, the player who reached that number of votes first will be lynched.
• You may vote no lynch.
• After the day, the game goes to night.
• The game thread is closed during the night. The mafia may speak to each other at night.
• All active roles may submit actions via PM at night.
• The mafia can, as a faction, kill one player at night.
• After the night, the game goes to day.
• All dead players (lynched or killed) can no longer participate in the game.
• Basic rules for maintaining the integrity of the game thread are in effect (i.e. players may not quote their Role PMs, nor may they discuss the game outside the game thread unless otherwise permitted, etc.)
• The game is won when only one faction remains in the game.
• Mass role-claiming is not allowed, but you may reveal your role if you have something interesting to share.
• You may pm me questions or ask them in the game thread but you may not get an answer to some things.
• When voting, please enter your vote on a separate line of your post so that it isn't easily missed.

• Active Participation Rule:
  All live players must make a minimum of 3 posts in the game thread per game day. Any player who does not meet the 3 post minimum on a given day will be subject to being mod-killed unless a legitimate reason for the lack of posting is communicated privately to the game mod. (In the event that something comes up that will prevent you from playing actively, please alert the mod so that a potential replacement can be found.) If multiple players have not met the post minimum on a given day, the player with the fewest overall posts will be mod-killed.

 

Game days will last seven days until there are fewer than seven players remaining. Then they will last as many days as there are players left.
Game Nights will last 48 hours.

Deadline is at 3:00pm today.

 

Vote Count

 

Brewersalliance (0): 

Colonel Medved (0):

Eogrim (0):

Finster Baby (0):

iSocialism (0):

Nadarr (3): Brewersalliance, iSocialism, Colonel Medved

Rafay (0):

Rhizoctonia (0):

Wolfpacks (0):

 

No Lynch (0):

 

Not Voting: Eogrim, Finster Baby, Nadarr, Rafay, Rhizoctonia, Wolfpacks

 

With 9 players alive it takes 5 to lynch or 3 at deadline.

Deadline will be at 3:00pm CN Server time on Friday, September 6th.

 

Currently in line to be mod-killed: Nadarr

Hmm...I thought Nadarr was at 4 already.

 

VOTE:  Nadarr

 

Reason:  Inactivity, not contributing to the scum hunt.

Leslie was boiling. She had been set up. Whoever had defaced the Parks Department lobby and April's desk planned the whole crap fight to get her out of the office. Leslie grabbed the nearest trash can and began cleaning up the mess on April's desk.

 

Tom walked back out of her office with his suit coat in hand. "Do you want me to help clean up, boo?" he asked.

 

"No, go on home Tom," Leslie replied as she ripped toilet paper down from the ceiling.

 

Leslie wondered to herself who would have done this. After a couple minutes, it dawned on her. This had to have been the work of one of a couple people. Leslie was going to figure out which it was.

 

 

Nadarr (Leslie Knope), Deputy Head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department, has been set up on day 2.

 

 

Vote Count

 

Nadarr (3): Brewersalliance, iSocialism, Colonel Medved, Finster Baby

 

 

 

It is now night 2. Please submit any night actions to me in your personal role PM's by 9:00am CN server time on Monday, September 9th.

Leslie was back in the office at 4:30 the next morning before anyone else was in the building. She had acquired the security camera footage from the camera in the hallway outside the Parks Department door. She watched as Tom and herself left the Parks Department and walked down the hall toward the City Manager's office where they were joined by Ben. The three of them turned the corner at the far end of the hallway and were gone from view.

 

She skipped through the footage and watched as April ran down the hall wearing a black veil, carrying a cigarette. She was chased by Andy who was holding his hands as if he were carrying a handgun. She saw Ron peak out into the hallway and then poor himself a glass of scotch and draw the shade on his office door. She saw Donna walking down the hall on her phone and Councilman Howser step into the Council chambers with coffee in hand.

 

She skipped through several minutes of downtime as the ambient light in the hallways darkened as the sun went down and lights were turned off. A couple minutes later she saw herself, Tom, and Ben return and walk down the hall. Ben turned into his office, grabbed his briefcase, turned off the light, and left. Leslie and Tom continued down the hallway toward the camera and stop right outside the Parks Department door to open it. They had just flipped on the light and stepped inside the office door. Leslie knew that they were just seeing the vandalism in front of them. Just then Leslie caught a glimpse of something at the far end of the hall. A hooded figure peered around the corner to see if they were in the hallway. It quickly darted around the corner when it didn't see them and ducked into the City Manager's Office.

 

Leslie paused the footage, grabbed her keys, and walked down the hall toward Chris' and Ben's Office. She unlocked the door and stepped in. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary at first glance. Everything appeared to be in order on Ben's desk so she walked over to Chris's desk. A drawer was cracked open and a few papers appeared to be out of place. Leslie saw a note stuck to the computer monitor:

 

Approve the budget now or you will face hell

 

P.S. The Nurse is Hot

 

 

 

Brewersalliance (Chris Traeger), Pawnee City Manager and Rolestopper, has been threatened on night 2.

 

 

It is now day 3.

 

Vote Count

 

Colonel Medved (0):

Eogrim (0):

Finster Baby (0):

iSocialism (0):

Rafay (0):

Rhizoctonia (0):

Wolfpacks (0):

 

No Lynch (0):

 

Not Voting: Colonel Medved, Eogrim, Finster Baby, iSocialism, Rafay, Rhizoctonia, Wolfpacks

 

With 7 players alive it takes 4 to lynch or 2 at deadline.

Deadline will be at 9:00am CN Server time on Tuesday, September 17th.

 

Currently in line to be mod-killed:

Jesus Christ. Can you stop fucking killing me night 1 or 2? I haven't made it past day 2 from night kills in over a year. This is ridiculous

Sorry Brewers, kinda kills the fun of Mafia when you're constantly killed early.  What we do know is it seems that the others who died earlier were likely VT's, given Brewers role was revealed upon death

Well, I was mistaken about Brewers. I was ready to FoS him again today.

 

7 of us left. From the 10, my guess is 3 scum, or 2 scum +1 SK, but I lean towards 3 scum.

 

We gotta get this one right today.

Sorry guys, life caught up with me hard. It makes sense that I would be killed off though. I look forward to the world settling for a bit so I can actually play a game.

 

 

  brewersalliance 16 Finster Baby 12 Rafay 12 Wolfpacks 10 Colonel Medved 8 Eogrim 7 KevinH 5 Velocity 5 iSocialism 5 Rhizoctonia 5 Nadarr 2

 

 

Well probably this had something to do? You are the most active player.

 

The other interesting and good thing is that there was only one death at night so the SK/Vig was blocked or the Vig was one shot.

It may also be they targeted same player, or there's some other restrictions on the vig/SK (maybe a non-consecutive thing or a JOAT)

I could see a 1-shot JOAT being in play here.

What I think speak against that idea (1-shot) is that I don't understand why he would use the kill ability first night, hence before any PR's would be known.

I think rather we'll likely see more multiple night-kills next days unless we can smoke out the guilty.

 

 

What I think speak against that idea (1-shot) is that I don't understand why he would use the kill ability first night, hence before any PR's would be known. I think rather we'll likely see more multiple night-kills next days unless we can smoke out the guilty.

 

This has happened before. People get carried away with these roles. There's also a fear that if one might get lynched they might lose that ability.

Well, you’ve certainly played more than me. What do you suggest we do?

 

RIP brewers, you shall be missed my friend.

 

It's been proven in the past, killing active players kills the game. It's a noobie move for scum, they arnt developed enough in their mafia skills to win any other way.

 

Finster Baby 17

Rafay 14

Wolfpacks 11

Colonel Medved 10

Eogrim 10

Rhizoctonia 7

iSocialism 5

 

Those are the post counts as of now. I'm town, and I had an overnight 1-shot role that I was able to use on night 1. I enjoy gossip, and I overheard on a phone call that Rhizo is confirmed town.

 

So, that leaves our scum between Rafay, Wofpacks, Col. Med, Eogrim and iSocialism.

 

iSoc is not very active.

 

FoS iSoc. Not active is very much a scum tell.

Finster Baby 17

Rafay 14

Wolfpacks 11

Colonel Medved 10

Eogrim 10

Rhizoctonia 7

iSocialism 5

 

Those are the post counts as of now. I'm town, and I had an overnight 1-shot role that I was able to use on night 1. I enjoy gossip, and I overheard on a phone call that Rhizo is confirmed town.

 

So, that leaves our scum between Rafay, Wofpacks, Col. Med, Eogrim and iSocialism.

 

iSoc is not very active.

 

FoS iSoc. Not active is very much a scum tell.

I'm not sure on that, my recollection on Isoc is hes normally more active as Scum then town.

Dunno, we just need to pick up the activity and root out some scum before we get killed.

 

 

Those are the post counts as of now. I'm town, and I had an overnight 1-shot role that I was able to use on night 1. I enjoy gossip, and I overheard on a phone call that Rhizo is confirmed town.

 

 

Interesting. What is your character's name?

 

 

 

So, that leaves our scum between Rafay, Wofpacks, Col. Med, Eogrim and iSocialism.

 

 

I can assure you i am town. If it comes down to it, i would be able to prove it. I don't want to go there just yet though

 

Those are the post counts as of now. I'm town, and I had an overnight 1-shot role that I was able to use on night 1. I enjoy gossip, and I overheard on a phone call that Rhizo is confirmed town.

 

 

Interesting. What is your character's name?

 

 

 

So, that leaves our scum between Rafay, Wofpacks, Col. Med, Eogrim and iSocialism.

 

 

I can assure you i am town. If it comes down to it, i would be able to prove it. I don't want to go there just yet though

 

Sorry, should have included that...

 

I am Donna Meagle, Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department Personnel

Mmm strange that, I got the feeling that plain department personnel have no real powers, that they are basically VT or mafia

 

 

So, that leaves our scum between Rafay, Wofpacks, Col. Med, Eogrim and iSocialism.

 

I'm town too.

 

Though taking out another inactive, is that a sound move? We got Nadar a townie killed. But then there's the question of how to pick up activity. So I agree and disagree w/ you.

 

 

 

Well, you’ve certainly played more than me. What do you suggest we do?

 

Whoever messed up better fess up if they're a one shot role otherwise sit tight and hold their trigger finger.  

 

 

So, that leaves our scum between Rafay, Wofpacks, Col. Med, Eogrim and iSocialism.

 

I'm town too.

 

Though taking out another inactive, is that a sound move? We got Nadar a townie killed. But then there's the question of how to pick up activity. So I agree and disagree w/ you.

 

 

 

Well, you’ve certainly played more than me. What do you suggest we do?

 

Whoever messed up better fess up if they're a one shot role otherwise sit tight and hold their trigger finger.  

Its probably not a sound move at this point, however, when someone doesn't post to defend themselves, or give us a scum tell....or a role doesn't come up with a way to point us in the right direction, what choice do we have?

 

Yes, I voted for Nadar, but he/she was in line for a mod-kill anyway.

 

I already put my neck on the line?  Who else is going to help me so we can find scum?

Its probably not a sound move at this point, however, when someone doesn't post to defend themselves, or give us a scum tell....or a role doesn't come up with a way to point us in the right direction, what choice do we have?

 

Yes, I voted for Nadar, but he/she was in line for a mod-kill anyway.

 

I already put my neck on the line?  Who else is going to help me so we can find scum?

 

I think the lynch of Nadarr should not be taken as any proof whatsoever. It's obvious our intention was to lynch an inactive player, since it was the best option at the time. Simple as that.

 

 

Its probably not a sound move at this point, however, when someone doesn't post to defend themselves, or give us a scum tell....or a role doesn't come up with a way to point us in the right direction, what choice do we have?

 

Yes, I voted for Nadar, but he/she was in line for a mod-kill anyway.

 

I already put my neck on the line? Who else is going to help me so we can find scum?

I think the lynch of Nadarr should not be taken as any proof whatsoever. It's obvious our intention was to lynch an inactive player, since it was the best option at the time. Simple as that.

The Nadarr vote was the right vote for the day with information we had. I would of been on wagon as well but didn't want to end the day early. Not too much weight can be put on it