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The Random Vending Machine

Started By Ivan V , Jul 07 2009 08:54 AM

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#2681
Ovidsidios
Posted 26 March 2014 - 02:19 PM

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nair

 

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Posted 26 March 2014 - 07:52 PM

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#2683
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Posted 27 March 2014 - 12:40 PM

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#2684
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Posted 27 March 2014 - 08:36 PM

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Mary J

 

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:05 PM

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:08 PM

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A filmy substance. The aroma smells of rancid mystery meat served in grade school cafeterias. 

 

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:10 PM

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 12:47 AM

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 05:34 AM

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:21 PM

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an aborted fetus 

 

 

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Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:27 PM

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You got a coin back. How quaint.

 

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:32 PM

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SBG's used jock strap

 

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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:37 PM

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Nothing. It seems the machine malfunctioned. No refunds.

 

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#2694
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:45 PM

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a queef

 

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Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:48 PM

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:57 PM

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me

 

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Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.

Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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#2697
Historyh22
Posted 07 November 2017 - 09:01 PM

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Some crisp grape juice.

 

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 09:17 PM

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a 12 pack of blue moon

 

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Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.

Nukes Delivered for IRON-31

Nukes Taken for IRON-44

You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.

TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 10:08 PM

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 10:12 PM

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