Granted, but the gear box breaks whever you go above 3K revs.

 

I wish all the smokers died.

Granted, but you became a smoker right before they all died.

 

I wish I could graduate college a year early.

granted but is clown college

 

I wish I was President

Granted, now YOU get to try and please everybody.

 

I wish beer was always free.

Granted, but now the only beer left on the planet is Natural Ice. Bleh.

 

I wish I had smooth silky hair.

Granted, but it can't grow more than 1cm long.

 

I wish I had a cool set of fishing equipment

Granted but newer, cooler fishing equipment was released right after yours, making u look like a hobo humping a stick

 

I wish i was God

Granted now you have to deal with the infinite numbers of prayers, good luck

 

I wish I could predict the future

Granted but a gruesome, painful death is within the immediate future.

 

I wish I had a sandwich and a drink that I am not allergic too, will not cause any physical or mental harm, tastes delicious, does not go bad, won't make me die, and have no consequences.

granted but the sandwich and drink is just solidified and liquefied air

 

I wish I did more spamming

Granted but you died from botulism the next day

 

I wish your wish won't be granted.

Granted, but you spam at such speeds that you turn into a lightning bolt and dissipate into pure energy.

 

I wish I had x-ray vision.

granted but you get eye cancer as the x-rays are carcinogenic

 

I wish I had laser guns

Granted, but they back fire and kill you.

 

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris in a roundhouse kicking tournament.

Granted, but the universe exploded due to this time-continuum paradox event.

 

I wish nothing bad happens with this wish.

granted but it was a lame wish XP

 

rawr

 

i wish for more spam XP

rawr

oh that is definitely granted. 2 million cases of SPAM have just been shipped to your house and stacked in your room. Yum.

 

I wish that I had the Manhatten Project.

Granted but you died from leukemia

 

I wish this thread gets closed

granted but three more or started.

 

I wish that I didn't have to work today.

granted you found you had aids from all that unprotected sex (we know where you are going when you say beer with the guys warrior)

 

 

 

I wish I could join the military today.

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granted but you get a dishonorable discharge for breaking the law

I wish that Stargate had made a wish.

granted but you really did not like it

 

I wish I posted a question then

Granted but you became blind for some unknown reason

 

I wish this wish would be granted.

granted but it was not the wish you wanted

 

I wish there were no more wish loop holes