granted but but you are awakened by a giant gorilla pounding his chest outside your window

I wish I could water ski.

Edited July 24, 200917 yr by sojourner

granted but thats the only way you can get around now

 

I wish the nation was ruled by intelligent people

Granted, the nation breaks down into anarchy as it is ruled by no one.

 

I wish for sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

granted you die as you are exposed to countless diseases

 

I wish I slept better

Granted, you sleep forever.

 

I wish for an awesome drum set.

granted but you lose your arms

 

I wish I had a time machine and could go back in time.

granted but you are stuck in prehistoric times

 

I wish that up was down

granted but instead of going up to heaven you went down to hell

 

I wish for a gold bar

Granted, it's lead plated with gold.

 

I wish for an awesome synthesizer

granted but it can only plays twinkle twinkle little star.

 

coin

Granted, but you get a useless coin made out of gelatin.

 

I wish for a few thousand dollars.

Granted but no one uses dollars as Euros go world wide and dollars are useless.

I wish I had a yacht.

Granted, it is immediately stolen (along with your pants) by pirates, and you are forced to attempt to swim 1,200 miles through shark infested stormy seas to the nearest patch of barren island.

 

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

granted but the dragons eat you

 

I wish I was already in college

Granted but you get kicked out for selling heroin in the dorm.

I wish I was an astronaut.

granted but you only go up the required height and fail to leave the Earth's atmosphere

 

I wish I had more power

Granted but in physics, power (symbol: P) is the rate at which work is performed or energy is transmitted, or the amount of energy required or expended for a given unit of time. As a rate of change of work done or the energy of a subsystem, power is:

 

but you flunk physics

 

 

I wish I had the same nation strength as Matt Miller.

granted but you get deleted immediately afterward

 

I wish I could type better

Granted, but that´s all you can do.

 

I wish i was the president of France.

granted but germany finally takes it over the next day

 

I wish I could rule Australia

Granted, you face a massive canguru attack

 

I wish my end of semester bonus was a large one

It is but its a large tomato.

I wish I had a party to go to tonite.

granted but its a birthday party at a retirement home

 

I wish the the world was flat

Granted, but everything in it is flat as well.

 

I wish my air conditioner would heat my entire house instead of just the living room.

Granted, hope you like 55 degrees (131F).

 

I wish I had a new xbox game