Granted it is a word game in Bulgarian

 

I wish for 1 million euros

Granted but they are all play money.

 

I wish that the next guy would not say granted.

given but now the world is coming to an end

 

I wish granted was used in the next wish

Granted, but the wish does not help you

 

I wish I was not tired

Granted you are no longer tired. You are retired and living in an old folks home with a bunch of horney 90 year old women.

 

I wish for a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich.

Granted, but the sandwich bread is metal and the BLT are 5 years old

 

i wish to graduate w/ ACE

Granted but it is a graduation with ace from ragnorok academy .

 

I wish I could be paid to fish for a living.

Granted, but you are paid in ocean water

 

I wish college would start now

Granted but its LuLu's College of Cosmetology

 

I wish that I could work 4 days a week instead of 5

Granted you now work 4 days a week.....picking the corn out of the poop at the local water treatment plant !

 

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

Granted, your home is now Kilauea

 

I wish I could live comfortably for the rest of my life

Granted. You have the best, most comfortable armchair in the world but your legs seem to have fallen off.

 

 

I wish I had more wine.

Granted, but the wine has spoiled

 

I wish tv didn't suck so much

granted but all the movies are now like Twilight

 

I wish chick flicks did not exist

Congratulations chick flicks no longer exist however Sylvester Stalone's Over the top will be played 24 hours a day on every channel.

 

I wish I were the meat in an Angelina Jolie , Jessica Alba sandwich.

Granted, Angelina and Jessica create an underground richie rich cannibal society and invite you over for "dinner".

 

I wish for 5 cents.

Granted, you are given 5 radioactive pennies that are inserted into your body

 

I wish IRON was the number 1 alliance on CN

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granted but you are expelled

 

I wish I was the number 1 nation in CN

Granted, everyone quits but you.

 

I wish I had a brownie.

Granted but it is poison and you die.

 

I wish I could take a vacation.

granted but it is a vacation inside a volcano

 

I wish I could read faster

granted, but then you go blind.

 

I wish that I was in New Orleans already.

granted but it becomes abandoned when you get there

 

I wish ppl were more intelligent

Granted, but they become so intelligent that they engineer a race of hyperintelligent apes who commence to destroy the world.

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school next week.

granted, they moved up the starting date to this week.

 

I wish that I could meet Megan Fox.